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Reading a soup or
writing aloud's just as tough
as cooking a cloud...
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I've talked, spoken AND
uttered - but I'm not sure that
I've ever opined...
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TÊTE-À-TATE MODERN -
...the ideal location
for an 'art-to-'art...
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How can you NOT know
about World War II? - It was
in all the papers!...
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Note To Future Presidents...
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Picking a fight with the Pope?
It's the start of a slippery slope -
You won't be the winner,
They'll call you a sinner
(Or an arrogant, ill-informed dope)
#limerick #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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I promise to pay
the bear on demand the sum
of twenty-five pounds...
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"You don't listen to
a word I say!" - "Yes, I do!
Well, every THIRD word"...
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I'm one of the few who hasn't a phone,
(Only a landline, that's all that I've known)
I squander my savings
On indulgence and cravings,
Like biscuits and candy and eau de cologne.
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Is an Abbattoir
a place where Swedish livestock
meet their Waterloo?...
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"Damn! An apartment
tyre!" screamed the New Yorker. (I
guess he's got a flat)
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Zendaya's in love with her partner -
(It's something she felt we should see)
And, wanting to show us discreetly,
She got it right down to a 't'...
#quatrain #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #quatrain #17sillybles #senryu #whatever
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TOUCHING DOWN again,
Trump said it felt as soft as
a baby's bottom...
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"Are the Artemis
II crew happy?" - "Happy? They're
over the Moon, mate!"...
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It's a Dog's Life...
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We developed in
a uterus, now a vet
wants to neuter us...
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Dendrochronology, by any other name...
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"How can I tell how
old this phone is, dad?" - "Maybe
by counting the rings?"
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Second childhood means
being BOTTLE-FED again.
But this time it's Scotch...
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An Englishman Abroad...
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Hope springs eternal,
but ALICE SPRINGS doesn't - though
no-one quite knows why...
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In the Tories we
Trussed. Are we making the same
mistake with Kemi?...
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5-7-5 #haiku #humoroushaiku #humour #17sillybles #senryu #whenever
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Just because lead is
dense, it doesn't mean to say
that lead singers are...
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Wasp-keeping didn't
work out as planned, but there was
always a plan Bee...
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As They Are About Most Things...
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"What do your cats think
about Trump, son?" - "They're on the
fence, son. All of 'em"...
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Or, God forbid, terraced?...
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How soon before the
'house' of the House of Windsor
becomes a semi?...
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Who Shot The Serif?...
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TIMES NEW ROMAN walks
into a bar. "Sorry, we
don't serve your type here"...
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For the All New Semi-Detached House of Windsor's Kitchen?...
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What would I replace
the Royal Family with? -
A fondue set, please...
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