“I hate delusion. It is so stupid, and I almost feel like you have to be stupid to be delusional ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
I am a physicist
I work alongside doctors
I am a speech writer
I am an expert on “neuroautoimmune’
The jokes really do write themselves
#iamstupid #iamdelusional
I was today years old when I figured out the name King Kong is almost 100% certainly derived from Sun Wukong, the Monkey King.
#KingKong #SunWukong #IAmStupid
Never mind. False alarm. The stylus was right next to me... Don't ask how that happened. #IAmStupid
Forgot my crutches at home… my one foot decided today was the day and now every step is hell itself…
I shouldn’t trust myself😭 I thought today was good day! 😖
Also I’m now stranded in a mall…
#chronicallyill #iamstupid
The first step in curing stupidity is admitting it. As Socrates once said, true knowledge is in knowing that you know nothing #iamstupid
i forgot how to ape legend at
twitch.tv/amoaster
#vtuberen #envtuber #metalvtuber #vtuber #iamstupid #gayandcringe
I must confess,
it has taken an EMBARASSINGLY long time for me to realize these two were played by the same guy.
#arcane #lucifer #iamstupid
Please let it be something that can heal. 🙏
Anxious before a doctor's visit to see if I have a hernia, or not after hurting myself at the gym.
#iAmStupid #shouldHaveKnownBetter #anxiety #bloodPressureGoingToBeHigh #smartPeopleDoDumbThings
I KEEP FORGETTING TO PUT TAGS I FUCKING SUCK!!
#dontstarve #webber #iamstupid
After hours of trying to figure out why my iPhone will to restore I find out my hard drive is full. #iamstupid
Most annoying thing about this app is I can’t figure out how to edit posts so I have to redo everytime I make a typo #iamstupid
I am currently suffering reisefieber.
Please send help. Or rather don't, I don't think I can deal with help.
Let's play Dicey Dungeons instead of packing.
#reisefieber #blutoid #DiceyDungeons #IAmStupid
maaaaaaybe also next time i should try not to schedule it for the time of year she died, you think?? #iamstupid
Fifty years ago (1962) http://j.mp/xM1VJx then in 1989 http://j.mp/AfgiMg #LifeIsOdd (corrected #IAmStupid)
In my sleepy state this morning I was trying to say "lets take a down", but instead it came out "lets take a dump" #iamstupid
