#iamtheworst

Iggy Nip

@ignatiousniple

2 months ago

Now, what if you give those mini burritos millepede legs?
#iamtheworst

Crowbar

@crowbar.wtf

9 months ago

Just created a file with the name degustationMenu_FINALv5_20250711

What are the chances this is actually the final version?

😅😅

#IAmTheWorst

Exindiv

@exindiv

11 months ago

Elsie, you're a meteorologist. It's called "thunder".
#IAmTheWorst

🌶️👼🏻😈 dubdobdee 😈👼🏻🌶️

@dubdobdee

11 years ago

my fault for dropping in last thing on sat afternoon, I now realise #iamtheworst

LaToya Ferguson

@lafergs

12 years ago

Too many attractive gays in New York. At least in LA, guys just aren't interested in you cuz you're the worst. #iamtheworst

pandamans

@pandamans

14 years ago

Just checked my phone for deletable tweets from last night. #iamtheworst

pandamans

@pandamans

14 years ago

Dad must love it when I greet him with sobs and a hug. #iamtheworst

Greg With Two G's

@plusgreg

15 years ago

In other news, stay tuned for my first tweets about a tornado! "F4? More like F-go-fuck-yourself." #iamtheworst