As a vegetarian cooking meat for my kids 😭 why is it moving!?!?! #vegetarian #vegetarianlife #icantcook #wtf #help #notmadeforthis

Wife and I recently celebrated 8years together. She’s had to deal with 8 years of this 😂😂😂 #HappyAnniversary #loveyou #icantcook

Wonder if I’ll be a Martha (I can’t bake), a Jezebel or and Unwoman since I can’t have kids anymore. Do I get to choose? #gilead #fucktrump #handmadestale #icantcook #sendhelp

I tried to cook dinner, but the smoke alarm had other plans. Guess we’re having takeout again! #icantcook

join my campaign to make Scotch eggs a common place snack in Ottawa establishments.
#IcantCook

So I get here & there's already 5 women in the kitchen waiting for me to help cook. Psshhh, I came here to eat. #ICantCook I can bake bread.