Welcome to Sacred Monkey Forest “It felt like one of those horror-movie moments a character stumbles upon some cute thing and then it turns evil and kills them.”

Eleven years ago we ventured into the Sacred Monkey Forest in Ubud Village in Bali. We survived to tell the tale but the (mental and emotional) scars remain. #monkeys #bali #imminentdeath

Texas prepares for war as invasion of flesh-eating flies appears imminent In Colombia, the parasites were caught expanding into endangered wild mountain tapirs.

Texas is gearing up for war as a savage, flesh-eating fly appears poised for a US invasion and is expanding its range of victims.
This is no joke! It can wipe out cattle and kills them within 2 weeks. It’s a horrible death!!
#screwworms
#imminentdeath
#cattle
arstechnica.com/health/2025/...

Were you born in the late 1900s? Do you want to hear some music you haven’t heard in 20 or 30 years? Go to the grocery store! Or WalMart! They’re playing our songs! We are old! Participate in capitalism as we march inexorably to the grave! #old #music #imminentdeath

3D digital render. POV from a polished stone countertop looking down the length of an austere kitchen. Our view features two subjects. The first, on the left against the wall, is an electric blender where a four-inch-tall nude man is trapped inside the food container. His hair and face indicate that he is middle-aged. Both of his hands are placed on the glass walls of the container, and he is looking to his left with alarm. The second subject is the cause of the tiny man's alarm. A rubenesque woman with red hair and wearing a light blue halter top and glasses is leaning onto the counter, reaching toward the blender. A slight smile appears on her face as her finger nears the blender's buttons.

Whenever someone says they're "starting to experiment with Blender," this is what comes to mind.

"Blended" by @anndviant.bsky.social

#SizeSky #cruel #ImminentDeath

Still recovering from the chest infection that felled me on Friday. Wheezing like a loon. But: self employed and new client today so one digs deep. IMAGINE MY DELIGHT when there was a fire alarm and we had to walk down 9 flights of stairs…and walk back up them #wheeze #imminentdeath

That thing where you make a delicious omelette then discover the eggs are 3 weeks past their use-by date. #imminentdeath