Cyanosis can be a sign of a serious underlying medical condition and should be evaluated by a doctor. #ImNOTaDoctor 🙃

Well, this wasn't on the menu for tonight..
#diagnostics #computers #imnotadoctor #whatswrongwithyou

That just means you’re a connoisseur! You need to eat more to maintain your edge! #imnotadoctor

working on a new diet plan.
I'm calling it "slothing".

you eat just enough to keep you alive and then, sleep.

#dietplans #dieting #imnotadoctor #sloth

Have a pint of cider Kenton. It was the best recovery aid I was given after my car crash. #thearchers #imnotadoctor