#insanecoolguy

i was gonna rp this when i posted but forgor bruhhhh anyways look at my son ( #insanecoolguy bc suggestive )

#insanecoolguy if sami was in mario 64 he would do this

#insanecoolguy imagined kzm boobs in my mouth and felt a lot better

#insanecoolguy sami's niche dysphoria relief stragegy: have cis bf whose tits are bigger

#insanecoolguy lrp WOWOOOOWOWOOWOW

#insanecoolguy lrp i cheered!!!!!!

#insanecoolguy im actually in such a dire situation right now i keep thinking "i need to lay down" but i already fucking am. how do i spiritually lay down.

#insanecoolguy lrp i actually agree like they couldve asked for my opinion i wouldve volunteered an

#insanecoolguy mmfrggh

#insanecoolguy i wake up from my nap to this yea if i didnt have a haircut coming up id go back to sleep

#insanecoolguy my friend has my pelican copypasta on speed dial to prove to people that i am the top gooner of the group

#insanecoolguy kazuma asogi problems

#insanecoolguy im always asleep when the gc is sexualizing kazuma this fucking sucks bruh why couldnt i be awake then and sleeping now

#insanecoolguy im feleijg so normal and normal and normal and normal about lrp

#insanecoolguy lrp hair is so important

#insanecoolguy this is kind of what being demi and hyperfixated feels like to me. 'kind of' is because i also agree with the 'less nuanced' reasons. deep down we are all the same. i just don't get to find a character hot to a normal degree

text conversation. A: God I do not like a single thing about u B: Tell me more A: This isn't sexting B: It's better than sexting tbh

#insanecoolguy (because image) i saved this image a bit ago joking that its asosami when kazuma is mad but now i realize if you switch places it suits my image of preT sami far more and im giggling

#insanecoolguy have i said im obsessed with fem kazuma yet because need need need need need need n

#insanecoolguy lrp wow kazuma im so sorry your button popped if you need any support lmk 🤲

#insanecoolguy i only have 3 hours of class today and im still upset because thats 3 hours i could spend thinking about asosami gay sex instead

old man in a red shirt shrugging

#insanecoolguy guess ya boi is into light choking now

#insanecoolguy the dysphoria nerfs him bad. if it wasnt for that he totally would

#insanecoolguy kazuma overstim (froths at yhe moutj

#insanecoolguy i had to look it up a couple weeks ago because the thought of sami being preggo actually makes me want to kill myself (and he feels the same) and it turns out protection did exist in victorian era. so! yay for me he uses that

#insanecoolguy ive been mourning my favorite rya,s ppk uploads.. bring them back [redacted] sensei no one draws cockdrunk kzm like u do

#insanecoolguy thinking about that 1 tumblr post abt edging vampires. things that should happen to kazuma asogi part 2

screenshot of a tumblr post Edging him until he's completely delirious and when you tell him to "say the magic words" he accidentally says "I love you"

#insanecoolguy things that should happen to kazuma asogi

sami should sit in kazuma's lap yapping about whatever and reach around to pet kazuma's hair only for this idiot to get hard at the gesture. and sami laughs at him a little bit then goes nooo it's okay it's cute trust it's fine. but then he decides to be a little evil about it and starts wiggling around as he speaks and plays with kazuma's hair and taunts him about it like Come on pay attention! (ofc the fool is not listening) and you know kazuma tries to play it cool too. (as much as he manages anyways) he keeps his mouth shut because he knows otherwise he's Finished. but sami decides to be an asshole and leans back and nibbles on kazuma's ear. massive success kazuma holds sami tighter and shoves his face at the base of the neck to muffle his whimpering and everything <3  and sami is a little bastard so he keeps at it for a while, he's good bruh he could do this all day. until kazuma actually string enough words together to ask him to just finish him off. and this actually pisses me off sami would go Aw all you had to do was ask ^w^ YOURE A PIECE OF SHIT! bonus points if he asks kazuma what they were talking about and kazuma has no fucking idea so sami's like aw man guess i have to start over! Kazuma found dead

#insanecoolguy i had more thoughts on this than i thought dear lord. but hi see my bastard dipshit sami vision

#insanecoolguy mad as fuck that i missed this anyways this will be my mental health status for a week or two

pencil drawing on lined paper. kazuma looks to the side and scowls as he speaks

pencil drawing on lined paper. sami looks down, sweating and blushing while avoiding kazuma's gaze. he puts his hands together and tenses his shoulders up

#asosami
⚔: what do you even get out of angering me?
🃏: erm... do you want the easy answer or the real answer...

(tagging as #insanecoolguy also because sami is being a little pervert 💗 bless him)