art of sami and kazuma imitating the illustration for kanaria's 'identity'. they are putting their index fingers to each other's lips and looking back at the viewer. text reads AsoSami 1 Year !! with a little crying emote
#asosami FOR A YEAR TODAY I HAVE BEEN INSANE!!!! HERE'S TO ANOTHER
pre transition sami and student kazuma staring at you. they look confused and ask "... what is 'White Day'?" below is a faded cropped screenshot from Wikipedia stating that white day began in 1978
#asosami my excuse for not drawing shit on time
sami looks down at two valentine's day cards with a nervous expression. they both have a drawing of kitsumi holding a heart on the cover.
sami closes his eyes, exclaims, "ugh, damn it", and impulsively grabs one of the cards and shoves it into his bag before leaving his room in a hurry.
#asosami #yumesky ASOSAMI'S ACTUALLY KINDA OKAY VALENTINE'S DAY (WARNING WILL LOOK SCUFFED. BAD HANDWRITING SO CHECK ALT TEXT) 1/9
pencil drawings of pretransition sami in kazuma's prosecutor uniform. the halfbody drawing shows him from the back, wearing the mask and clenching his fists. there are two bust drawings: one showing him looking down & glaring at the viewer (captioned 'worst day of his life') and one showing him looking forward with shock, with a silly doodle of an explosion above his heaf
drawing of pretransition sami and kazuma side to side. sami is wearing the masked disciple uniform
#asosami swap except i care about sami the most
pencil doodle on lined paper of student kazuma and pretransition sami. kazuma, crossing his arms: It made me chuckle, so yes. sami, glaring at him: Fuck off, chuckler
#asosami had they met at this time this would be the dynamic
pencil drawing on lined paper. kazuma looks to the side and scowls as he speaks
pencil drawing on lined paper. sami looks down, sweating and blushing while avoiding kazuma's gaze. he puts his hands together and tenses his shoulders up
#asosami
⚔: what do you even get out of angering me?
🃏: erm... do you want the easy answer or the real answer...
(tagging as #insanecoolguy also because sami is being a little pervert 💗 bless him)
screenshot from sensei i like you so much!! featuring kazuma and sami in a variety of memes: -sami as the before/after squid game meme, smiling in the top panel and upset in the second -sami looking at a photo of kazuma to motivate himself to get back to work -kazuma asking "why doesn't anyone like me?", sami responding "who knows" with a pile of the corpses of his rivals in the background -kazuma pointing angrily at sami like the woman pointing at cat meme -kazuma and sami getting arrested with the caption "bad couple crimes" -kazuma and sami holding hands with the caption "We have lots of unresolved issues. Having sex may not help solve them, but will keep them from getting worse"
#asosami #yumesky EVERYONE on this app needs to see this. sensuki actually understands the ship. im howling
#asosami gays
sketched comic. kazuma knocks on a door and says 'Payet? It's me'. sami responds 'come in'. kazuma opens the door to sami laying on the floor in a puddle of tears clutching his belly. sami looks at him with a pained smile and says 'help'. slightly transparent are the words LIVE KAZUMA REACTION & a distorted drawing of kazuma giving a thousand yard stare
#asosami i pushed through my premenstrual pain for this.
redraw of a chainsaw man page with sami and kazuma. sami is smiling while opening his mouth, showing kazuma's tongue bitten clean off. kazuma looks down in horror
#asosami that one reze/den scene tbh i just wanted to draw sami being evil. fuck the other guy
3 doodles of asosami yuri. top left is kazuma with a long ponytail scolding sami. "that's a bad idea." "uh huh" "i'm assuming you already did it." "yuppers" bottom left is them laughing together cheeks flushed. right is them sleeping while sitting at a bench of some sort
#asosami trans yuri i kept forgetting to post big dramatic sigh
redraw of a shot from the music video for DECO*27's monitoring. the view is from a peep hole, showing sami standing in front of the door with an unsettling smile. a hallucinatory spiral forms around him
#asosami just come clean, secret's out anyway. how was it?
#asosami more crazies and uhhhh um idk i guess kazuma is a vocaloid producer in this now
go some work done therefore #asosami stardew headcanons NOW
it starts off with a long debate on how heavily they should mod the game
sami argues for qol and stardew expanded
kazuma argues for shit that changes the gameplay entirely (think roguelike mod)
#asosami old stuff i found while looking for doodles to spam in my strawpage. sami looks so different..
#asosami passing him the tsum disease bc im literally obsessed with mine (1/3)
sami smiling as he's ready to flick the viewer's forehead
sami: (reading the newspaper) some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium kazuma: (covered in ink) maybe the squid was being a dick
chibi kazuma biting and stretching the shit out of sami's cheek like the mozzarella
fem!kazuma: i might make a bucket list fem!sami: (widest shit eating grin) -bucket -bucket -bucket fem!kazuma: you're a fucking moron
#asosami doodles. ft yuri ver (alt text if dialogue is hard to read idk how bsky compression is gonna handle it)
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#asosami im tagging it because i think this rules and will need to come back to it later (i am simultaneously too lazy to type this all out again)
#asosami this was gonna be kazuma but im feeling insane today so i projected it onto sami instead. hi
i forgot to post these. kitsumi shenanigans #asosami
