That old Mitch Hedberg bit about fliers—"here, YOU throw this away"—that's how I feel about record obis. Sorry to the heads reading this. #itsmy2cents
The SNL winter Olympics sketch was just Patti Harrison talking about the big Charlie Brown pants but for being afraid to luge. #ItsMy2Cents
If you’ve had a speaking role in a show nominated for an Emmy or a film directed by an Oscar nominee, you shouldn’t be allowed to do commercials. #ItsMy2Cents
How about you warn me when the damn milk in the fridge has spoiled! #filmtakes #foodtakes #itsmy2cents
The Portland Trail Blazers should focus on not turning the ball over to the other team #ItsMy2Cents
last fm needs an option to strip "(2016 Remaster)" and stuff like that off the end of track and album names. #ItsMy2Cents
You never see herald angels anymore. #itsmy2cents
Never liked that post about the Grink. Not how I think that name would get corrupted. I would have gone with the Crinch. #ItsMy2Cents
I think there should be WAY more overlap in the AT40 and Never Not Funny fandoms #ItsMy2Cents
the Flight of the Conchords "Friends" song does not work without Jim Gaffigan, I'm sorry. The woodland creatures ain't doing it for me. #ItsMy2Cents
Forget raiding Barry Manilow's wardrobe, someone raided his demo tapes for that one! 😅 #ItsMy2Cents
Tomato paste comes in a tube now. Next do refried beans. #Itsmy2cents
That video was filmed in the Staten Island Mall.
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Open AI? Maybe it's time for you to Open A Eye to what is happening in this Country of Our's
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that's just what I would call it #itsmy2cents
Really enjoyed the new Bill Del Toro Frankenstein movie. I am more monster-pilled than most but recommend seeing this one in theaters if you can. Loved seeing a more faithful adaptation of the book, especially the (beautifully shot) Arctic Circle stuff. #itsMy2Cents #MonsterMindset
I love that slowly but surely, Casey taught his listeners to specify "in the rock era" in their little letters if they wanted the answer to be good/interesting. #AT40 #ItsMy2Cents
if Sprague liked Smithereens, he'll love Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains #ScottHasntSeen #TCMParty #ItsMy2Cents
shadow ticket is a good book #itsmy2cents
Portuguese is to Spanish as American English is to English #ItsMy2Cents
One Battle After Another fucking rules. See this bad boy on the biggest screen you can #itsMy2Cents
Hey pal, the Vanity is right next to my damn Toilet.
Try that one on for Size
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should've deleted the whole movie #ItsMy2Cents
Hoody under blazer remains a deeply stupid look #itsMy2Cents #FashionCorner
Richard Linklater invented the concept of hypertext on the world wide web
#UberFact
#MegaFact
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Brendan Donovan is a pimp #itsMy2Cents #GoCardsGo
Alright feels like it’s time to stop letting Mikolas pitch #itsMy2Cents
perhaps we can have less dog ass regular season games for less injuries when it matters #ItsMy2Cents