Hello, is that Mr. Smith?

Yes, how can I help you?

This is your son's music teacher and It looks like we have a new Elvis Presley on our hands!

Wow, great... Is he really good?

No, we just found him dead in the toilet.

#itsonlyajoke #itneverreallyhappened #etdidntgohome

…just a guess here… her virginity?
#itsonlyajoke

Any rumour that this is my Lily cat as a kitten is unfounded...be it also plausible. #catsofbluesky
#kitten #kittens #cathumour #funnycatpics #itsonlyajoke