I accidentally glued myself to my autobiography.
You may not believe me.
But that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Ba dum tss.
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Joke my husband just told me:
If pigs could fly, I bet their wings would be delicious.
Bah dum tssss.
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I would love to be paid to sleep.
It would be my dream job.
Bah dum tsssss
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I hope y’all don’t mind my corny jokes or puns. Sometimes as we doom scroll, I think we just need a lil’ chuckle.
For today:
What do you get when you drop some books in the ocean?
A title wave.
Bum dum tss
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Why did the book go to the hospital?
It had a broken spine.
Buh dum tss.
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