I am not about to work this FUCKING HARD for you muthafuckz to not sit the fuck down and listen to what I have to say as I walk upon my throne of ill gotten gains and schemes.
#elonisntthefinalboss #imontheway #beready #justkiddin #imasoftlilfuckboi
At work tomorrow, my answer for everything is going to be "Run Ray Rice through the middle!" #justkiddin
I spent 10 minutes looking for "chicken & waffles" on the #LoseIt app. 857 calories burned. #justkiddin
It really bothers me that Mark is able to control the DVR remotely. Memo to self: must delete Vz app from his phone. #justkiddin #kinda
Mardi Gras means "to eat pancakes" in French. #justkiddin
The Weight Watchers point system is inherently flawed. Singing JHud's version "Feeling Good" was worth only 1 activity point. #justkiddin
I thought the Weight Watchers point system allowed for point donations and such, but it didn't. #justkiddin
This is a winter concert. Not a holiday concert. Due to budget cuts the holiday has been cancelled. #justkiddin
I heard that the Walmart near #FedExField is handing out free rolls of toilet paper to distraught #Redskins fans. #justkiddin
#Ravens to trade #DavidReed for a TGI Friday's gift card and a coupon to be named later. #justkiddin
Catonsville must've gotten their fireworks on clearance. Way too much red, white and green action. Merry Christmas! #justkiddin
