Die Frage, die mich heute umtreibt, lautet: habe ich einen Bandscheibenvorfall oder einen eingeklemmten Nerv? #justmillenialthings

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Two wonderful birthdays within a week of each other, Pippin (my eldest) and Pixie (middle child). #bunnies #lionhead #justmillenialthings

"Back in my day only art films like Donnie Darko had the multiverse" —my wife any time there is a multiverse in something.

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Will heute Sonntag einfach in Ruhe mein Vogelhaus einrichten. Mit wifi. #justmillenialthings

Ugh I leaned back to put my long heavy hair into a ponytail and my back crunched in three places

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I'm not brave enough to cut it

I always seem to luck into losing my job during the worst job markets

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I'm in real-time adherence/workforce analytics. If that means anything to you, I'm very good at my job and explaining things to superiors.

For instance, I know Operations prefers pictures to words.

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Boris enjoying his avocado breakfast. #SnailsOfBluesky #Avocado #JustMillenialThings #TellThemBorisSentYou

30 years old still waiting for jk Rowling to [???]

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I had a dream I moved back to Delaware. I woke up thinking I can't afford that rent

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It’s not ‘nostalgia’. It’s an intense NEED to crawl back into a sense of safety because of the impending doom we now face. #justmillenialthings

the modern imperial way of life that most of us take for granted was built on mass genocide of indigenous people and total violation of the land, turning a world of abundance into an exploitation machine, and without its dismantling will consume everything we've ever loved #JustMillenialThings

When you'd rather walk 5-6 minutes down the road to see if a pizza place is open rather than call... #JustMillenialThings

Im Familienchat bricht große Verwirrung aus, wann immer ich ein feuchtes Maimai pfostiere. #justmillenialthings

My millennial urges include watching video game play throughs while working a (more than) full time job, prepping for survival in the doomed hellscape that is the United States, and perfecting my knitting techniques. #millennial #justmillenialthings #happyfriday

slept like a baby last night but 100% on my side so now my hip is screaming #JustMillenialThings

Anyone else surprised by the ringtone of their own phone? 📲 #JustMillenialThings

My Pokemon TCG Advent Calendar is better than any spot on the property ladder could ever be. #justmillenialthings

I'm realizing as I step into house hunting for the first time that it's a lot more difficult when you don't have inherented wealth.

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