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#Kumail really made me lol. Could be the wine but appreciate the humor.
#RyanCoogler made me cry.
#Madigan shout out to #EdHarris made me cry.

The #Sinners music number - wow, can't believe they recreated this epic scene. I will watch over and over.

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Darlin', by Kumail 2 track album


🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #Expansions

Kumail:
🎵 Darlin'

#Kumail

▶️ 🪄 Automagic 🔊 show 📻 playlist on Spotify

▶️ Song/Cover on #Bandcamp:

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Tear It Off (Instrumental), by Kumail from the album Mudbrown


🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #DonLettsCultureClashRadio

Kumail:
🎵 Tear It Off (feat. Fly Anakin)

#6music #Kumail

▶️ 🪄 Automagic 🔊 show 📻 playlist on Spotify

▶️ Song/Cover on #Bandcamp:

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#Kumail #GOAT #HIM

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Kumail Nanjiani: Night Thoughts After nearly a decade away, Kumail Nanjiani returns to Chicago, where he got his start in standup, in a new special that tackles anxiety, the perils of buying drugs pre-legalization, and most importan...

This was great #hulu #standup #comedy #kumail #nightthoughts

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Kumail Nanjiani on Having His Car Stolen By Martin Scorsese, Fear of Deportation & Living in NY
Kumail Nanjiani on Having His Car Stolen By Martin Scorsese, Fear of Deportation & Living in NY Kumail talks about his time living in Bushwick, loving New York, having his car stolen and finding it eight blocks away, his new stand-up special “Night Thou...

#Kumail: Thought I might get deported for going on #Kimmel’s show but decided to be brave, or my name’s not #HasanMinhaj https://youtube.com/watch?v=IV4bJZj9c-Q

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Swole #Kumail going from funny-nerd roles to cops and heavies is a sidegrade at best: wedgie grunts to gear grunts

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#Kumail as chowkidar / security guard

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Pakistani #Kumail has played both Jesus and Lincoln, America is already great

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#Kumail as Lincoln in “Oh, Mary!” dark comedy on Broadway. It works because Abe was brunette with a Muslim beard (philtrum shaved).

Nanjiani’s first professional play!

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if you've ever wondered what jon snow and neural nets have in common—
well. here you go

#eternals #aiart #philosophy #mcu #kumail #substack #hottakes #longread

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Of all the shades of blue, why cyan?! This is an audio clip from the comedian ‪Kumailn Nanjiani‬ who is ABSOLUTELY hilarious. Check out my channel for more animated content! #kumailnanjiani #animatedcomedy #printerproblems #kumail #comedianshort #animationvideo #comedian #comedyshorts

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#Kumail breaks off a piece of naan one-handed www.tiktok.com/@mamamealtalk/video/7525...

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I scream laughed!
#kumail

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Kumail Nanjiani said that another of the recurring characters on O'Brien's show, the Masturbating Bear, was his "little introduction to America."
"This is a fitting introduction to America. Nothing represents America better than an unbelievably powerful predator pleasuring himself on television."

Kumail Nanjiani said that another of the recurring characters on O'Brien's show, the Masturbating Bear, was his "little introduction to America." "This is a fitting introduction to America. Nothing represents America better than an unbelievably powerful predator pleasuring himself on television."

#Kumail at Conan’s Twain Prize deadline.com/2025/03/conan-obrien-tru...

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Peter Kaukonen. During his childhood, the Kaukonen family lived in Pakistan, the Philippines, and other locales as they followed his father's State Department
career from assignment to assignment before returning to the place of his birth.
In Pakistan he attended Karachi
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Peter Kaukonen. During his childhood, the Kaukonen family lived in Pakistan, the Philippines, and other locales as they followed his father's State Department career from assignment to assignment before returning to the place of his birth. In Pakistan he attended Karachi Grammar School. 111 As a teenager in

Jefferson Airplane’s guitarist went to elite Karachi Grammar School (Benazir, Zardari, #Kumail, Nazia Hassan, Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jorma_Kaukonen

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Devon [Devan :)] Terrell 🇮🇳🇦🇺 as King Arthur in “Cursed” (’20), #DevPatel later played Gawain. Like #Kumail voicing Animated Jesus :)

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Second-most-talented Gujarati at #SNL after #NimeshPatel.

Desis who’ve hosted #SNL: #Kumail, #AzizAnsari. No #MIA, #HasanMinhaj or #Kamala yet.

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It seems some people are still confused about how autonomous the Optimus bots were at the Tesla event. This clip is from another video Tesla released a while ago. It shows how the bots are controlled remotely using a haptic suit, kind of like puppets.

Mark Agee @MarkAgee Follow Fascinated to learn what happens psychologically when some incel finds out his sex robot is a guy in Bangladesh Troy Teslike& • @Troyleslike • 1d It seems some people are still confused about how autonomous the Optimus bots were at the Tesla event. This clip is from another video Tesla released a while ago. It shows how the bots are controlled remotely using a haptic suit, kind of like puppets.

With teledildonics, #Kumail might never have left Karachi

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In corp sister Star Wars: #VaradaSethu, Joplin Sibtain, Abhin Galeya and Zubin Varla (#Andor rebels), Kiran Shah (little person alien), #IndiraVarma (Imperial turncoat), #Kumail (false Jedi), lots of minor roles

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Desis in Marvel: #GeraldineViswanathan (Mel/Songbird?), #ImanVellani (#KamalaKhan), #Kumail (Kingo)

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#Kumail has *two* Funko Pops

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I try not to cheesepost, but this nerd’s worked so hard. Each ab cost a month of eating like white folks (#Kumail in “Only Murders in the Building”)

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#Kumail: If you want #Biden in or out, fine, don’t be mad at my jokes. I have a very specific surname and lots of relatives in this country

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#Kumail: brown folks watching #Biden pressers like a stage mom to her 6-year-old: “C’mon honey, we need to land this job so we can get health insurance and keep my family out of concentration camps” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg9bcEHUew4

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#Kumail in #Mughal armor

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Bill Murray questions #Kumail with a colander

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