take my hand lest we be parted by GallifreyanFairytale on Ao3 Summary: Kunikida grits his teeth. “I might have…insinuated that I have a partner.” Dazai’s jaw drops. “…and now Aya-chan expects me to bring them to the party.” Kunikida expects laughter and teasing. He expects Ranpo to double over, cackling at him, and for Dazai to follow, because the two of them always revel in Kunikida’s suffering. Instead, and objectively far worse, both of them declare in unison, “I’ll be your date!” or: local math teacher lies to his student and ends up having to bring his two yokai not-roommates to said student's birthday ball as his fake partners

for @bsd-rpw-2024.bsky.social day 5: fake relationship / masquerade / fantasy au

- kuniranzai
- 9.4k words
- getting together, fluff

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