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East end “boys” and in some cases “gals”
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The Bee Gees are still the third most successful band in Billboard charts history after the Beatles and the Supremes.
Every empire falls.
Except the Bee Gees.
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What’s something you bought as an adult that you had begged for as a kid, only to realize that your younger self had shit taste and your parents were right all along?
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(We Embrace This) Fascist Groove Thang
Featuring JD Vance and the Mar-a-Lago 17
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Rilo Kiley was the kind of band that made you nod along politely and say, “Yeah, this is pretty good,” before immediately forgetting to ever listen to them again. #LesserAlper
“I Want to Know What Love Is” has hit 1 billion streams. Apparently, no matter how far humanity advances, we’ll never escape the sound of this bloated, self-important band outsourcing its emotions to a gospel choir. #LesserAlper
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Name a song that you would fail to have banned by executive order if you were president.
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On this day in 1979, Joe Jackson released Look Sharp!, blending punk with reggae grooves (and a little Yiddish) featuring hits like ‘Is She Really Gonna Schtup Steve from Accounting?,’ ‘Schlocky Tabloids,’ ‘Look Schlub,’ and ‘Schmucks in Love.’ #LesserAlper
AI slop cover of Men At Work’s Business as Usual album. Photorealistic update in the original cover.
On this day in 1983, Men At Work topped both the UK and US charts with ‘Down Under’ from Business As Usual, proving that nothing moves units quite like a Vegemite-lubricated flute solo paired with the cheapest-shit looking album cover of the 80s. #LesserAlper
Not to be outdone, Kid Reich will play his personal anthem "You Never Met a Führer Cuck Quite Like Me."
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Bully Rape Virus will follow with "Achy Nazi Heart."
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Country superstars, Random Farts will be playin their hit song "Fash Cars and Führers" at the Liberty Balls.
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