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Pete Hegseth making a stupid face with post from X: “One more time... I see war plans every single day. No one is texting war plans.”
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to the weaponized stupidity behind Signalgate. #LimerickRhyme
As the Signal mess unravels more,
The admin pushes garbage galore.
With these morons in charge,
The disaster looms large—
And it’s rotten straight through to the core.
Image of Stephen Miller on Fox News with satire chyron: FOX NEWS LIVE STEPHEN MILLER: "I'M TIRED OF IMMIGRANTS TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE A PENIS."
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to Stephen Miller, Deputy Chief Prick. #LimerickRhyme
Steve is Deputy Policy Chief,
To the President felon and thief.
Miller thinks that he’s slick,
But he’s merely a dick
Driving hatred and white privileged grief.
Saint Paddy's day is on Monday
But I wrote this limerick on Tuesday
Might think it's just fine
But I would be lyin'
If I said I could write this last Friday
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Paddy
No way to come up with a plan
To get my fat ass off this land.
I don't have the cash
To make the mad dash
I'm held hostage by financial quicksand.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Flee
There was a young rat travelling
who carried a guitar and would sing,
he didn't miss home,
and enjoyed to roam,
discovering all that it brings.
#Limerick #LimerickRhyme #ratlife #image #travelling #guitarist #discovery #poetrycommunity #poem #image
Wordy old words clog up the drain,
The register to use them proves quite the pain!
Three hundred's shit
To make a nice knit.
Obstinate flatulent magnanimous bints!
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#sesquipedalian
No curious words from my heart in escrow
No studious take from my brain on the grow.
A much needed rest
'Fore the terminal crest
Benign it may be, it's still quite a low.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Crest
Today I've got a flat tire,
My mind's no longer inspired.
It is likely to change,
For now it's a pain,
My work is all shot, should be fed to the fire.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Flat
Sort e'ery limerick into a big bin,
I've done them enough to only begin.
Metric and pests
At your behest.
So render to me all your copper and tins.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Dosh
Exquisite in detail in goods big and small
The tinkerer's coming means grand times for all.
He handles the mighty
In a stall small and tidy
And opens his day with a boisterous call.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Tinker
Oh grimacing woman of no little fame
Your judgment of me does cause me such pain
Do I have nothing to offer,
You crabby old todger!?
These lyrics of mine are part yours to blame!
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Mentor
I once had a friend who I thought liked me okay,
Though her negative thoughts she found hard to convey.
At least until once
When she called me a dunce
Then tried quick to explain it was a fine sobriquet.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Sobriquet
A shit-eating buffoon fell out of the crowd
He stomped and he stomped, his voice got real loud!
He burped words of hate
Til his dumb face got ate.
He thought freedom of speech meant this shit was allowed.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Moron
Yellow-bellied lily-livers lie on their backs.
Twinkle-toesing pussy-footers do a few laps.
Such fools and their mense
The public should cleanse
But money-grubbing knuckle-draggers mess up all the tracks.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Hyphen
#poem
Tried once I did, as though a young buck;
She sighed, disappointed, as I's too pissed to...tuck!
Cheapest of whiskeys
I drank by the threes,
Did jelly my johnson and crippled my luck!
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Courage
On top of the bridge did I once dilly-dally
Singing crude songs and taking no tally
I mooned ev'ry car
And threw rocks from afar
It didn't take long for the coppers to rally.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Drunk
Garish the clothing my mother once wore,
It had beads and sequins and dragged on the floor.
Her friends also dressed up
To go tipple some cups.
But she ended up staying when the beads were caught in the door.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Beads
Hither and tither and tither and toth
My bed has no covers, thanks to a moth.
It fluttered right in
And lit on my skin
Heebie jeebies took over, I surrendered all cloth.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Moth
Kitties are hungry so kitties play fight
The damned little kitties wake me up in the night
Cute though they are
From my room they are barred
And yet still they bap and they bang and they bite.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Cat
I cannot believe I completely forgot
I must confess I had nary a thought
Just sat on my ass
Gave writing a pass
But here is the limerick, once now, for naught.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Mistake
I can't seem to keep my poor head on a track
Wherever I go, I've been losing the facts.
Where warps my perception,
Upon further inspection,
The world's backwards is forward and forward may never come back.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Backward
There once was a movement called MAGA,
Twas a cult held up only by swagg’ah.
And as worse came to worse,
Members did leave in a hearse,
Not by enemy sword,
By their Dear Leader’s dagg’ah.
#FridayLimerick
#LimerickRhyme
Brown is the colour of burnt cheese.
Green is the colour of tea leaves.
Pink is the heart.
Yellow for tarts.
And black for the stripes on the queen bees.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Colors
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Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to the Proud Boys morons. #LimerickRhyme
Though they’ve just been let out of the clink,
Seems the Proud Boys are not tickled pink.
For it’s anger and bull
That keeps Kool-Aid kegs full,
And they’re eager to reach for a drink.
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Hinder the wasteful or hinder the many,
Organizational output makes victims of any.
It's often not fair
But fats cats don't care
They'll reap from the soul and consume every penny.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#fatcat
#resist
Grim is the tale by which my father came to pass;
You see, he was a once a youth who fell in love with a lass.
She tickled his fancy,
Together they got antsy,
And when I was born he turned into an ass.
#LimerickRhyme
#Limericks
#Transform
Yorick the Stoic had a mountain to climb.
He travelled quite hastily through snow and cold rime.
No rests did he take,
His reputation at stake,
Scarce got to the peak when he fell down the decline.
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