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Tasha wears a big green Christmas jumper with little knitted milk and cookies over it with the words 'I PUT OUT' 'FOR SANTA' next to them. From the kitchen, her mum and dad are preparing the dinner. DAD: I'm glad we didn't do matching family jumpers this year. MUM: What? YOU don't put out for Santa? DAD: Strangely enough, he's not my type. I'm happily married anyway.

🎄🎄 CHRISTMAS!! 🎄🎄

Or maybe 🎁🎁 BOXING DAY!! 🎁🎁 Does anywhere outside the UK celebrate that?

Here's a festive Tasha! Guest-starring her parents clowning on her in the kitchen

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Tasha and Jazz are sitting on the poolside. Jazz wears a half-yellow-half-purple bikini, and has sunglasses resting on her head. She holds a drink in her hand. She is a little tipsy. "Hey beetle, wanna know something? If you go back like 9 months from your birthday you'll know roughly when your parents conceived you. I'm a September baby, so I was the result of New Years sex." she grins Tasha, in her red ladybird swimsuit, sits crossed legged. "How do you THINK of these things?" She says. She pauses. She starts counting. "May, April, March, Feb, Jan... AUGUST." she concludes

"So you were likely the result of summer sex." Jazz slurs "eww." Tasha's mum, 40s/50sish, in a blue beachrobe and a striped bikini, appears to the side of Tasha. She gives a small smile, remembering. "huh, that does check out with The Ibiza Honeymoon..." Tasha, red in the face, embarrassed. "MUM!" "Hah!" hiccups Jazz, "I love you, Mary."

Silly Tasha and Jazz moment based on a conversation I had with someone that has haunted me for years

Introducing Tasha's Mum - Mary Hughes!

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