A pub called McDonald’s

Wife asked if we could go McDonald’s for tea, I said sure love. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🍻🍻🍻🍺🍺🍺 #banter #manjokes #justmanlythings #loveownfarts #divorced #notallowedtoseethekids #missyoudenise

Woke up hard, like Excalibur but no queen to pull it. Just me, my pride, and a cold side of the bed that mocks me. Even the pillow looked disappointed. Alexa played “All By Myself” unprovoked. Sir Morningwood, alone in the realm once again.
#morningwood #manjokes #joke #funny #horny #single

#incestmemes #dishwashermemes #misogynymemes #manjokes #dadjokes #memes #epicmemes

Size matters… but so does the measuring tape…. #Snow #manjokes #comedy #sizematters