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Technologist Talk: Kathy Reid on Mozilla Common Voice | SLV LAB Explore how libraries can advance linguistic diversity, ethical AI and sustainable data stewardship through Common Voice.

I'm really looking forward to chatting about @mozilla.org's #CommonVoice and @mozdatacollective.bsky.social projects with the #SLVlabs folks this Wednesday in #Melbourne #Melbs - the talk is public if you're free 💻 📚

lab.slv.vic.gov.au/participate/...

Various architectural styles from the 19th, 20th and 21st centuries overlap.

#Melbs

A black and white image of three pedestrians crossing a dark tarmac with stark white road markings

#Melbs

On all weekend! #melbs

Looking up a wide alley. On the left are two skip bins, on the right furthest away is graffiti, closest and facing out of the alley is a large angry gorilla (head and shoulders), mouth open wide, gold crown tilted back on head. Has fist outstretched, crushing a spraycan.

Coffee to go.
Pho for breakfast.
Street art.
Businessman sitting in Bourke Street Mall with a giant paper mache carrot.
Woman shooting up in the Elizabeth Street underground toilets.
American on the gpo steps with a microphone shouting anivax bullshit to an audience of none.
A very #Melbs day.

THIS WEEKEND |

We host Litlington in the reverse fixture of last week's 1-1 draw.

This time looking to go one better and get three points on the board.

See you at the 'Field of Dreams' ☀️

#Melbs 🔵⚽🔵

#F1 could be just as big as #AFL in #Melbs next week too

Hawthorn weather: Sat: low 17 high 32 Sun: low 19 high 33 Mon: low 21 high 33 Tues: low 20 high 33 Wed: low 21 high 32 Thurs: low 20 high 29 Fri: low 19 high 32 Sat: low 19 high 29

Well, this will be fun on a top floor 60s flat with huge windows 🫠🫠

#MelbourneWeather #Melbs

If your washing didn’t dry this weekend you need to have a good hard look at yourself

#Melbs #Weather #Wind

LOCAL DERBY |

We make the short journey to near neighbours Barrington on Saturday afternoon.

With both teams fighting for points, as always, this is bound to be an eventful match!

See you all there 👌🏼⚽

#Melbs 🔵⚽🔵

#Rain #thunder #melbs tonight

Melbourne trams need something louder than the bells they have.

#Yarratrams #melbs #traffic

THIS WEEKEND |

We welcome high-flying Saffron Walden Town Reserves to the 'Field of Dreams'.

Looking to build on last week's improved performance, we owe them one!

Thanks again to matchday sponsors Melbourn Auto Services and kit sponsors Conqueror Industries 👏🏼

#Melbs 🔵⚽🔵 #LocalFootball

Having the kind of weather #Melbs #Naarm is famous for summer one day winter the next

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MATCH HIGHLIGHTS |

There could've been better games to debut our new Veo camera 🙈

3 missed penalties and another collapse in the last 20 minutes after a tight game up until that point 👀

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#Melbs ⚽🔵⚽

City liveability index, March 2024 Index value - Rank out of 173, 1=most liveable Most liveable: 1= 2= 3= 4= 5= 5= 7= 7= 9= 9= Vienna Copenhagen Zurich Melbourne Calgary Geneva Sydney Vancouver Osaka Auckland Least liveable Caracas Kyiv Port Moresby Harare Dhaka Karachi Lagos Algiers Tripoli Damascus 164 = 165 = 166 = 167 = 168 = 169 = 170 = 171 = 172 = 173 =

apparently #Sydney is an alright place to live 👀 (*also looking at you #Melbs)
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NEXT UP |

We host Comberton United Reserves tomorrow afternoon.

Looking to pick up 3 points in our last game of the year and avenge the 3-1 defeat in the reverse fixture.

The sun will be out see you there! ☀️

#Melbs 🔵⚽🔵

Match fixture graphic with postponed stamp on top

🚫 MATCH OFF

🌧️ Today's local derby against Litlington has been postponed due to a waterlogged pitch.

⚽ Next week we'll host Comberton Reserves for our final game of the year.

#melbs 🔵⚽🔵

Welcome to our new Bluesky account 👋🏼

We play #football in Division 1A of the #Cambridgeshire County League.

Further details of our club can be found on our website www.melbournfc.com

#Melbs 🔵⚽🔵

Vibrant Melbourne skyline seen through trees. Glossy glass buildings and a blue/grey sky.

A glimpse of Melbourne's skyline on a pre-summer day. First time I've been able to get out and away from the desk at lunchtime in months - and what a sight 😍

#melbs

An axe that has had its handle sawn off to make it a little hatchet

Your #zen #koan for the day:

An #axe – it has cut its own handle off

#Melbs #Australia

Also, how did the concrete get so scribbly 🤔

Dude in a Roman outfit with a gold chariot and a white horse

OK, OK, now seriously, how many dudes are there out there in #Melbourne / #Naarm selling #chariots?

I’ve lived my whole life in #Melbs and I’ve #NeverEver seen a single chariot . . . but this is the second #ChariotForSale ad I’ve seen this week 😒

What have you got to say for yourself #Mernda?

Guy with red sunnies, beard, cargo calf-length pants and massive ol’ boots

Absolute #dude

$20 bucks

Somewhere in #Melbs

All black power boat

#StealthBoat #SpyBoat #TopSecret #Steath #SpyCraft

Current Location: #NeverYouMind

Actually somewhere between #Keilor and #Sydenham

#Melbs #Naarm

Booked in for the Sunday sesh ~

That way I don’t have to rush after work today, and I’m going to be buggered after a big bush walk on Saturday.

Come on #Melbs support you local #MelbourneComedyFestival

An old scuffed prosthetic leg (port not starboard side)

This starts my #series of posts on the theme of one-legged-persons. 1/2

TW⚠️ – if you dislike jokes about genuine disabilities, pls don’t read the comments following this post . . .

I expect them to be full of #lame #puns. 😒

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#FBMarketplaceFinds
#Naarm #Melbourne #Melbs

Come on #Melbs

Only four more chances. Don’t leave it til the last night and risk disappointment!

#Melbourne #Naarm #Comedy #Gold

Whereas while I was in a sushi place in Hawthorn yesterday I apologised to a pigeon that was strutting around inside #melbs