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Three questions:

1) What day is it?

2) What time is it?

3) Why am I shitting Stilton?

#merryneum

Chinese menu from my local, festive featuring "Grab Meat Sweetcorn Soup".

A fine #Merryneum tradition.

So it begins...

#Twixtmas #Merryneum

I am today reminded of my favourite, uncommon neologism:

#Merryneum — the period between #Christmas and New Year where all sense of time and days is lost (cf. perineum)

Oh god, it's The Sound of Music on the tellybox.

The final von Trappings of the #merryneum

#Merryneum

Hadn't heard that term - fantastic!

What do you call this strange interregnum between Christmas and New Year? @gingertotty.bsky.social says #Merryneum, but I’ve gone with ‘Betwixtmas’

Here's a peaceful #Shropshire #Shrewsbury #audio #podcast soundscape for #Betwixtmas #relaxing #ASMR listening

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The #Merryneum. Aka that period of time where pringles, quality street and a Clementine is an acceptable lunch.

Merry Merryneum everyone

It is the Merryneum
It’s pissing down with rain
I think there’s nothing for it
But to have the lash again
There’s barely any daylight
Can it NOT be this grey please?
That’s it, I’m wearing PJs
And I’m gonna have some cheese

#vss365 #Christmas #merryneum
#whenisbins

happy #merryneum, darlings

A screenshot showing the weather forecast for London for today and the next four days. Every day is dark clouds and rain. Argh.

This #Merryneum, I shall mostly be residing inside a damp block of grey with occasional outbreaks of bored snacking.

Thursday, today is thursday #Merryneum

#merryneum