This year’s Shitmas present award goes to my brother for this hideous, and probably cursed or haunted porcelain mask which comfortably beat the Phil Mitchell themed car air freshener I got him.
#MerryShitmas

old fat man with white beard is not in jolly mood right now, mean squinty eyes, forehead like a slab of ice. shit bout to go down in Christmas town.

That's right, you're on one of my lists - that's for damn sure!
#list #hohoho #merryshitmas #presentforyou #itisdeath

The bathroom lore is deepening #merryshitmas

Christmas beer makes me #ParsonBrown the toilet

#MerryShitmas #ChristmasDay

Just had carol singers at the door for the first time in years. When I say carol singers I mean 2 teenagers ringing a bell and playing carols through a ghetto blaster. Not getting off the couch for that #merryshitmas

#MerryShitmas