Digital illustration of a humanoid bird-lizard holding a baseball bat with a condescending grin. The creature has pink scales and brown feathers, with light blue accent feathers sticking out of its head.
The previous image but with additional text "Hit me, hit me with the ball"
I got #MMOLB on the brain so decided to make myself a baseball-themed sticker
#art #furry #furryart
MMOLB box score, Altadena Union vs Ottawa Happy Smiles Altadena was up 7 until the bottom of the ninth inning and gave up 8 runs to be walked off
Look at my relievers dawg, I'm going to die #MMOLB
An MMOLB player card for the Altadena Union’s 1B: Heather Telephone. She was born Season 6, she likes watercolor painting, she is a switch hitter, her home is Altadena, CA, USA, she dislikes richii majong and she throws right.
What follows is a copy and paste of Heather Telephone’s stats. One star = 25 points in stats. So for example, the first stat will be aiming, at 106, with four stars. Anyway, here is that page Clubhouse Notes Calculate Items & Boons Batting "The bullpen couch feels like a giant marshmallow." Season 6 | Day Election Aiming 106 ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Contact 120 ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Cunning 62 ⭐⭐ Determination 97 ⭐⭐⭐ Discipline 42 ⭐ Insight 60 ⭐⭐ Intimidation 68 ⭐⭐ Lift 67 ⭐⭐ Muscle 102 ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Selflessness 37 ⭐ Vision 132 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Wisdom 57 ⭐⭐
The stats you have begun with do not matter, girlie. We are going to make you a star. If the gods gave me a Telephone, by god were gonna build a hitting monster. #mmolb
this is me with #MMOLB if you even care
Any #mmolb fans active here on Bluesky? With the inclusion of Exhibition matches, I'm interested in seeing how the Hogtown Giant Slimy Hogs fare against other teams!
but like, in a regular organized way!
A screenshot of an MMOLB game between the Bacon Lettuce Tomatoes and the Cardiff Garages Submariners. It's the bottom of the first inning, and neither team has scored a point yet.
AGAIN??? #mmolb
A screenshot of an MMOLB match between the Bacon Lettuce Tomatoes and the Cardiff Garages Submariners. It's the final inning and the Bacon Lettuce Tomatoes are in the lead 7-6.
THE LOBOTOMY HAS WORN OFF. THE BLTS FINALLY WON A MATCH AFTER NOT SCORING A SINGLE POINT FOR SEVERAL MATCHES. THE WORLD IS HEALING #mmolb
MMOLB at bat, there were two outs and bases loaded for the Altadena Union Mayara Hoxha grounds out, P Rose de Araujo to 1B Ayaka Alvarado. 🔗 Mayara Hoxha hits a ground ball to the pitcher. 89.4 MPH Sinker 🔗 Foul ball. 1-2. 65.7 MPH Knuckle Curve 🔗 Ball. 1-2. 76.8 MPH Slider 🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2. 📣 Energy pulses from the stands! 83.6 MPH Fastball 🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. 84.5 MPH Slider 🔗 Now batting: Mayara Hoxha (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 BB, 1 SO)
It's like watching the Dodgers. #MMOLB
Those 2 pitchers are STRONG. But I've also already warned you about the one that's just that GOOD. The very top of the #mmolb pitching mountain is rarified air, and it's also unfair. It's time to review the Monster of all Monsters, Truckasaurus herself, Lulu Stephenson.
mmolb.com/player/6844e...
The general accepted rule of thumb is that a 100 MPH fastball reaches a batter in 375 to 400 milliseconds. MILLISECONDS! I can't even find a calculator online that will believe 177 MPH is possible to tell me how fast that would be. There are very few #mmolb pitchers up here, but ... WOW.
I'd like to change it up a little bit & instead of a big chart, start with a story. You may remember that the fastest pitch of last season was a 144,7 MPH Cutter that ended up hitting a batter on the Toledo Love Letters. In honor of that, I have devised a #mmolb specific stat ...
WELCOME to the #mmolb Season 4 Weird Stat Tweetstorm where I amuse myself until I run out of momentum, and maybe a couple dozen people get a chuckle or two out of it all. Absolutely the best use of a Data Engineer's time on a summer Friday evening!
AND HERE WE GO!
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Image text reads: “Honus Montero singles on a line drive to LF Jaxon Koval. 🤖 ROBO-UMP ejected 🐈 Brighton Big Orange Birds DH Honus Montero for a Sportsmanship Violation (drinking beer). Bench Player Beverly Judge takes their place.”
Looks like my DH (Designated Hitter) has become my DH (Drunk Hitter),,, #mmolb
two colored drawings of rival mmolb players greeting each other: the first one is my friend's pitcher, a pale person with teal hair who is lanky to the point of body horror, greeting a little alien rat. the second one is my friend's manager, a person with light skin, long brown hair in a braid and a giant mouth in their stomach, greeting my manager, a slender alien rat; they are saying "gg" to each other.
three doodles of rival mmolb teams: the first is a child with brown hair and orange hair staring with their head tilted at a small alien rat sitting on a box, staring back with its head tilted in the opposite direction. the second is a child with brown skin and wild brown hair holding up a small alien rat, who gives them a thumbs up. there is a question mark beside the child. these players both have the first name Kibbles. the third is a golden retriever (a player in the children's team) happily carrying Kibbles the rat in its mouth, to the alien rat team manager's terror, while the children's team manager, a crusty old man, gives the dog a thumb's up for its good job catching a rat, and the manager's grandkid (one of the players) yells at him.
mmolb attacks for my besties <3 <3
🌽 #art #artfight #artfight2025 #mmolb #bodyhorror
you can see the original attacks
here -> artfight.net/attack/88901...
and here -> artfight.net/attack/10910...
Laz in the #mmolb discord asks:
"i wanna see the most runs earned off a ground ball hit to the pitcher. The bunt rbi leaders"
Well, Laz, I looked into that and indeed, found some funny stuff!
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if any mmolb folks have seen this, they're both position players? have you seen this happen and know what it does??? #mmolb #mmollylb
Hey folks! Share your MMOLB lesser league team with us, and we'll share an idea for a legally distinct monster to be your mascot!
#MMOLB #Baseball
A screenshot from MMOLB.com featuring the top 10 teams in the Pyschic Lesser League. The teams are in order from first to tenth: Sportsmans Park Broadcast Sports Experts Fort Wayne Tiny Mice Las Vegas Trip Hazards Akron Anteaters Pace Stick Elgin Eye Shadows Hotel Model Holiday Inch Columbia Multiple Walkings Neo Warriors of Justic Kanto Legally DIstinct Monsters Moscow Soda Pops
Here's the top 10 teams in the Psychic League!
Congrats to the Sportsman's Park Broadcast Sports Experts for their #1 spot!
We're super happy to have a top 10 finish in Season 1 of the MMOLB!
#MMOLB #PsychicLeague
With #mmolb Lesser S1 in the books, let's spend the next few days looking at some seasonal stats. First off, my favorite visual from last season's stats: the Pitch Whale. This is the breakdown of all Lesser League pitches, by speed and pitch type. But this year, there are some exceptions ...
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OK, it's taken until Saturday but I am starting to get my grubby little Efreeti paws on some #mmolb Season 1 data! As of this writing (noon ET, June 14th - just as Day 110 begins), there are 3 players tied for the HR lead with 20 ...
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💖 South Daytona Stellar Hearts Freddie Nakano received a 🧢 Cap Delivery.
due to a bug freddie nakano pitched, hit AND played defense all in the same game. we won and they got a hat for their trouble #mmolb
A baseball themed logo for the "Kanto Legally Distinct Monsters" that features "Polka Jim" the team mascot, a magically gifted rat.
I made a logo for my #mmolb team! The Kanto Legally Distinct Monsters!
Hey #mmolb players! In case you didn't know, drafting for S1 is open. And if you use Erin's Scouting Report Submission (docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...), you can not only help the statheads of MMOLB, you can get some neat stats of your own players broken down ...
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A MMOLB team list Catcher - Pascal Lexington 1B - Kana Wilcox 2B - Emma Alfaro 3B - Hattie Nergaard SS - Zoey Chiba LF - Valentina Walls CF - Nermal Lombardi RF - Flapdoodle Im 3B (I have two??) - Ashton George Starting Pitcher - Luiza Reuben SP - Ido Carrillo SP - Gordon Schmitz SP - Tamara Pelletier SP - Adalynn Hale Relief Pitcher - Rollie Carlington RP - Erika Parra RP - Gertrude Berglund Closer - Frances Lindsay
Albany Cinnamon Apple Donuts v 2.0 drafted and ready to take on the Liberty League in S1 #mmolb
