"GOLDEN FAMILY KEY PARTY 1987- the Toast of Omaha, NE" 2016 oil on canvas. Hathaway and Berkshire were just two of the Old Omaha families represented at last night's 10th Annual Golden Family Key Party in their back yard over on Pioneer St. The guest list was a practical Who's Who of Omaha Socialites. The pool cleaned and Rivie (Buick Riviera) moved to the back of the garage, the family Golden spared no expense turning their home into an enchanted erotic wonderland. “Swing for the Fences” was this years theme revisiting the golden bygone days of traveling teams, spitballs, and the introduction of the designated hitter; all to raise money for a charity close to their hearts Bikers Without Borders a group that helps establish motorcycle gangs in underdeveloped countries - for cocaine smuggling. The goal of $400 was exceeded thanks to donations and the surprise arrival of the Harlem Generals after a heated game with the Local Firefighter house 497 at Dick Cavet Middle School. Sexy Time took a whole new meaning when new fad party drugs ketamine, pcp, and butt plugs were introduced to replace the often reliable but now impossible to obtain qualudes. The only injuries were Mr. Husker 1973 – Wes Rutlidge - and a monkey. Both are being treated at University Medical and are in stable condition. Local boys The Pussy Panther kept the tunes rolling, ending the night with a 45 minute cover of van halen classic “eruption.” “I'm going to live forever... Condoms are for homos,” said John Golden. That was the last thing I remember happening. I woke up this morning on my porch with twenty five dollars clutched in my hands, two broken ribs and missing a toe. I cant wait until next year.

"GOLDEN FAMILY KEY PARTY 1987- the Toast of Omaha, NE"
2016 oil on canvas.
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