H. "Muffy" Perot

@muffyperot.bsky.social

5 years ago

I've updated my twitter banner based on a photo of a bumper-sticker on the 89 Cutlass' still parked in the back yard since the 90s. That's about all the effort I have to campaign this year. #Muffy2020

H. "Muffy" Perot

@muffyperot.bsky.social

6 years ago

The only difference between me and Joe Biden is that I only win primaries in states I can carry in a general election. #SuperTuesday #muffy2020 #JoeBiden

H. "Muffy" Perot

@muffyperot.bsky.social

6 years ago

Mike Bloomberg sure spent a lot of money to get embarrassed on national TV. This is why as of today , I am moving to an "infomercial" format for my campaign.
#DemocraticDebates #muffy2020 #informercials

H. "Muffy" Perot

@muffyperot.bsky.social

6 years ago

My consultants say I need to re-align my messaging to the electorate to reflect the current political climate. So:

If elected, I will throw hamburders at the TV if I see something I don't like. #muffy2020

H. "Muffy" Perot

@muffyperot.bsky.social

7 years ago

I was just informed that it's time once again to start #campaigning for #POTUS. So...here we go. If elected, I will change the national anthem to "Take this job and shove it" by Johnny Paycheck. #muffy2020

H. "Muffy" Perot

@muffyperot.bsky.social

9 years ago

President Clickbait called me from the Whitehouse last night. You won't believe what I found out! #potus #muffy2020

H. "Muffy" Perot

@muffyperot.bsky.social

9 years ago

Hey, I also blog about things I see on TV. #muffy2020