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Girls who talks about girls' problems are great.

But girls who talk about environmental problems are Greta.

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For the record....

I own a gramophone.

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@sportsorla.bsky.social what’s brown and sticky? A stick
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Eldest has just lost a tooth and is excited about the 1€ coming in exchange for it.

Youngest asks, "how does the tooth fairy know when to come for a tooth?"

Dad responds, "maybe she can sniff teeth out?"

"Nah," said I. "I'm friends with her, I just let her know. I've got her on Faebook." […]

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A pink crochet fish is in front of some spiky white coral. The fish has glittery eyes

A pink crochet fish is in front of some spiky white coral. The fish has glittery eyes

Made a fish, now I’m hooked… guess I’m shore to make more!

#crochet #craftyintentions #crochetgoldfish #glittereyes #goldfish #amigurumi #quickcrochet #swimming #justkeepswimming #mumjokes #puns

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A lamp shaped like a mini light sabre with a wooden handle and a illuminated tube

A lamp shaped like a mini light sabre with a wooden handle and a illuminated tube

We have this LED light in the bathroom so that we don’t have to switch on the big light when we get up during the night.

Just realised it’s a light sabre for toddlers and burst into my son’s room to swish it around his head.

He was not amused. #mumjokes as good as #dadjokes

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😅😅 #mumjokes

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Im feeling a little bit sad about the impending fairy bread shortage. It’s expected that hundreds and thousands of people will be affected.

#mumjokes #christmasjokes

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#memes #twowolves #Imadethis #mumjokes

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After the Dog Man musical:

Miss 13: I liked the giant googley eye on Flippy. Where can I get one?

Me: I dunno. Have you tried GOOGLING it? *Nudge nudge wink wink elbow elbow*

Miss 13: 🙄😒

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Stuff #dadjokes my mum's telling #mumjokes

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Stuff #dadjokes my mum's telling #mumjokes

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Stuff #dadjokes my mum's telling #mumjokes

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