These ridiculous chapbooks are a real thing. You can have them at #NationalSlam. It is ridiculous that you can:

There was a bay leaf in my Chipotle burrito. Very Boston of you, burrito. #NPS2013 #NationalSlam

-five poets emerge from a compact van-
Look, they're like clowns! But with significantly fewer long-term job opportunities! #NationalSlam

Headed to #NationalSlam. Suggestion, fall foliage season next yr? How'm I sposed to write poetry about GREEN trees?

Bostonian Trail Update:
In grievous error, you allowed your hungry, sleep-deprived driver to sit in back, near the snacks. #NationalSlam

Oh shit. I've been told Sam Stecher drove 13 hours straight from Austin to Omaha. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. #NationalSlam

We can't not stop here. This is Steak 'N Shake country. #NationalSlam

Just passed the World's Largest Truckstop. It also holds the supplemental record of World's Saddest Largest. #NationalSlam

TRUCK SHALL NEVER PASS TRUCK. #NationalSlam

Iowa: The Land of 10,000 Stanks #NationalSlam

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#dear @Ebpoetry & @keoRene here is a reminder of how flyy & amazing you be. #nationalslam http://yfrog.com/h04cqvvj

#dear #nps2011 players: there's a lot 2B said about well intentioned, open minded & supportive poets. Be good 2 ur #nationalslam coach #word