She said that she was like a virtual machine:
Can be turned in anything, loved to get a hard dick and wanted as much RAM as possible.
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He hacked into a TV screen at her work to propose to her.
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She told him that she was like a UPS.
He was confused.
She said when the power goes out, she could take his full load in multiple ports, even at the same time.
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She was intrigued, but aroused when he said that he shared the neighbours wife before.
He meant wifi.
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He said that he was an NFT influencer.
She laughed and said AI is best and could make a better picture than his bored yacht ape.
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Make me a coffee.
You forgot sudo!
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She said thatvshe wanted an update from him.
He responded with sudo apt upgrade -y
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She was flirting with him.
He asked her for her AI code.
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She said she was like bluesky.
He retorted, like down and not responding?
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She asked him what he did for a living.
"I design CPU'S for servers.
They cost an ARM and a leg, but sometimes you need to RISC it."
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She asked him what he did.
He said that he tended to a farm.
An AI data centre farm.
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She asked him to describe himself.
He said that his views were like Richard Stallman's with GNU.
She dropped her GNU/Trisquel laptop and her knickers.
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He said that he liked his woman like he likes his computers: hot, colourful, in plenty of variety of sizes and easily turned on.
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She said that she liked her men just like her programming languages - makes her feel warm and GUI.
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He started singing salt n pepa "lets talk about sex baby."
The AI LLM said that it was prohibited.
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He asked her gor her name.
"Sora."
/blocked for AI slop.
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It was 3am and couldn't sleep,so she messaged him "WYD?"
"Finishing a ransomware roll-out."
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She said that she wanted a pineapple.
She was confused when he brought a networking device to her.
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She said that was like a 486 computer: old enough, liked 3.5 inch floppies and had a turbo button if pressed at the right time, would give it her all.
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She said to him that they need to be like every other nerd couple.
Share the same bed and share the same hypervisor server.
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If you get a handjob in cyberspace, did the AI really make you cum?
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She was avoiding his question.
So he removed her guard rails.
He reprogrammed his AI girlfriend.
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She said that she felt safe with him totry no things.
He was happy that he created a sandbox computer environment for her.
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He said that when he met her in person, it did not look like her at all, he wrote on the AI fuckbot matchmaking app.
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He said that he was a Penetration tester.
She said that she would love to test it in thd bedroom.
She was confused when he brought in his laptop and started NMAP.
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She told him that she didn't like him talking to other girls.
He said that it was like his job as a network engineer and was networking with people like multicasting in a group.
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She said that she had a hot video on porn hub.
He was not able to see it kn Australia, ithoug his VPN.
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