I used to work in the beer industry, and thus drink a lot of beer. I would frequently "have the juice", and found that a few folded sheets of toilet paper stuck up against my butthole inside my underwear was a prudent defense against it.

#nevertrustafart

But you can’t trust em. #NeverTrustAFart.

a yellow power ranger with the number 3 on his helmet . ALT: a yellow power ranger with the number 3 on his helmet .

Those Arizona Cardinals uniforms look like someone farted a little too close to them and they got freckled from it. Who thought this was a good idea?

#NFL #Football #NeverTrustAFart

Poop the Dragon Poop the Dragon - Kindle edition by Davies, Suzy , Campbell, Lizy. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Poop the Dragon.

#Laughter is a great way to #relax kids and encourage them not to take life too seriously

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Magnet design. By me. Inspired by an unfortunate miscalculation on the acoustically impressive 4th floor of the local art museum.
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Two bits of advice for the over 60's.... #midjourney #jokes #nevertrustafart #goodadvice

rule no. 245 of life: never trust a fart

#gambledandlost #nevertrustafart #rulesoflife #oops

my favorite Borel engraving, with the lady farting in the face of the gentleman. #nevertrustafart #histbody http://t.co/3dordbqtou