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words to live by #nocontextforyou
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Amaze amaze amaze!!
#NoContextForYou
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"Honey, you can totally wield a machete. It's fine." #NoContextForYou
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Overheard: "Yeah, maybe DON'T make mustard gas in the supply closet." #nocontextforyou
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"She's Swedish and a Scorpio, so she's dangerous." #NoContextForYou
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"The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. Film at 11."
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Just because you haven't experienced something doesn't mean it doesn't happen. It doesn't mean it's not real, important, and impacting the people around you.
You will never prove my love, but let me assure you it is there.
#NoContextForYou #ColdTake
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Today in things my spouse says: "Mighty Morphin' Couch Potatoes!" #nocontextforyou
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“You are the funniest bitch I ever met.”
“That is the nicest thing anyone has said to me all month!” #nocontextforyou
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"We need grapefruits now?" #NoContextForYou
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"Frozen Butthole was my nickname in college." #NoContextForYou
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"I got wasabi in places one should never get wasabi." #NoContextForYou
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"[…] it's been a Very Long Time since I wrote any software."
"Bah. It's like riding a bicycle. You just fall and get some broken bones, now and again." #NoContextForYou
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"That's probably the first time I've wished for just 2 inches"
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Reading a book and the thought comes to me: “All things serve the Beam.” They really do.
#NoContextForYou #ReadingIsAwesome
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"I'm not going to stay where I'm not comfortable"
Well, you were comfortable enough for the seven months you didn't have a job and we gave you money for shit. When we said "Time to get a job" all of a sudden you weren't comfortable anymore...
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"Wild AC&T Chicken is the less bougie version of Wild Turkey." #NoContextForYou
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There’s the river, no wait, it’s cars.
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"The Venn diagram is like a f#cking spirograph!!!"
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"I just want to get Mediterranean matronly all over them!"
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"be-dragoned tiddies!"
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"I would totally save the world to the Butthole Surfers." #NoContextForYou
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"Bitch, please. His birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory." #NoContextForYou
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"don't ask, hand puppetry happens every now and again..."
#NoContextForYou
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"I'm sorry, was the mirror too close?"
"you hit me in the face with it!"
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"she's become one with the divot!"
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"you are such a tab queen!!!"
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"It's easier to take the early Regency/late Georgian era... with... cannabis." #NoContextForYou
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Enron was less corrupt. #NoContextForYou #WordsINeverThoughtIdSay
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