I hate to put someone on blast, but don’t be this guy, only waiting a few minutes and then acting with micro penis energy when someone doesn’t respond as quickly as you think they should. I’ve got extra chastity cages for people like this! #smalldickenergy #notattractive #uninterested

jeremiah is so whiny #notattractive

Oh, lord, I'm about to stick double-sided tape everywhere. #AntiKittenMeasures #NotAttractive #ExceptToFur

In Michigan, the War on Women escalates. #notattractive

I don't understand this new trend with guys that have huge bushy beards. Or even worse, a mustache and nothing else. #notattractive #shaveit