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Ed is sitting on the broom and Stede is on the balcony. Ed is green.

Ed is sitting on the broom and Stede is on the balcony. Ed is green.

#ofmd #ofmdau #wicked
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Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death in more modern, academia-type clothing. The palette is mostly red-violet and gray with some pops of red. Ed has his hair up in a bun with plenty of strands falling out of it, and a chain around his neck that hold a pair of glasses. His shirt is a Hawaiian-style shirt, sort of, with flowers, and a few buttons are undone. He's wearing slacks and a knee brace, and his messenger bag has the heart and 3 drops from Blackbeard's flag. He's leaning back on the grass, propped up by his hands. Stede is laying in the grass on his side with a book, propping his head up with his hand. He's wearing a long cardigan with fancy buttons, and a dress shirt covered by a t-shirt. The tee has a black cat licking his paw in the style of the Bonnet flag from the promos. He's also wearing slacks. He's wearing glasses too. Red hearts surround the two as they share eye contact- Stede happily talking about something while Ed watches fondly.

Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death in more modern, academia-type clothing. The palette is mostly red-violet and gray with some pops of red. Ed has his hair up in a bun with plenty of strands falling out of it, and a chain around his neck that hold a pair of glasses. His shirt is a Hawaiian-style shirt, sort of, with flowers, and a few buttons are undone. He's wearing slacks and a knee brace, and his messenger bag has the heart and 3 drops from Blackbeard's flag. He's leaning back on the grass, propped up by his hands. Stede is laying in the grass on his side with a book, propping his head up with his hand. He's wearing a long cardigan with fancy buttons, and a dress shirt covered by a t-shirt. The tee has a black cat licking his paw in the style of the Bonnet flag from the promos. He's also wearing slacks. He's wearing glasses too. Red hearts surround the two as they share eye contact- Stede happily talking about something while Ed watches fondly.

Zoomed in picture of the previous one. Here you can better see the wrinkles on their faces and the hearts in their eyes.

Zoomed in picture of the previous one. Here you can better see the wrinkles on their faces and the hearts in their eyes.

this was a request made by a friend- professor ed and nontrad student stede #ofmd #ofmdau

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Drawing of Ed taking a photo of Stede having his hair brushed and his makeup done by Alma and Louis

Drawing of Ed taking a photo of Stede having his hair brushed and his makeup done by Alma and Louis

Stede in blue pajamas sitting on his bed is having his hair brushed and makeup done. Alma behind him standing on the bed is wearing purple pajamas. Louis is on Stede’s lap, clumsily applying lipstick to Stede’s face. His pajama is red.

Stede in blue pajamas sitting on his bed is having his hair brushed and makeup done. Alma behind him standing on the bed is wearing purple pajamas. Louis is on Stede’s lap, clumsily applying lipstick to Stede’s face. His pajama is red.

It’s bedtime, and Alma and Louis won again. Ed finds it hilarious, Stede not that much. He’ll have to exfoliate his face twice as much as usually !
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maybe he cardiologist or dermatologist, or...

✨✋GYNECOLOGIST🤚✨

#OFMDAU #rhyikaverse

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the puppy dog eyes never fail 😌 #OFMDAU #rhyikaverse

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Drawing of Ed in the subway, wearing a purple cropped sweater, a black skirt, and thigh highs with a knee braces. He’s walking his pet bunny and both are looking up in awe. It’s implied they’re watching Stede walking away / up an escalator after chatting about Ed’s pet bunny.

Drawing of Ed in the subway, wearing a purple cropped sweater, a black skirt, and thigh highs with a knee braces. He’s walking his pet bunny and both are looking up in awe. It’s implied they’re watching Stede walking away / up an escalator after chatting about Ed’s pet bunny.

A twitter post about a Korean man riding the subway with his pet bunny

A twitter post about a Korean man riding the subway with his pet bunny

This one has never been posted before ! Added the context too.
Saw that post and thought it’d make a funny Ed&Stede meet cute lol #OFMD #gentlebeard #edandstede #ofmdAU

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Art I did back in 2022 of @faeeebaeee 's iconic social media au "piña coladas" <33
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#ofmdau #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard #gentlebeardfanart #faeeebaeee

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Happy Halloween! 🦇👻🎃 #OFMDAU #rhyikaverse

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they think they're being subtle about it too 🤷‍♀️
#OFMDAU #rhyikaverse

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"How do I look?" #OFMDAU #rhyikaverse

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don't even know what this AU is about but uh oh they're fighting! 👀 #OFMDAU #rhyikaverse

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"Good evening. Don't drink it too fast, it'll go right to your head."
#OFMDAU #rhyikaverse

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He shouldn't have listened to Lucius, this nightclub thing is not for him. He's going back home right now.

Although maybe he could give it another go...
#OFMDAU #rhyikaverse

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"Start talking."
#OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMDAU

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CJ is leaning on a cart holding tools while wiping his hands w a dirty rag looking up at someone standing in front of him. A car on the lift is behind him

CJ is leaning on a cart holding tools while wiping his hands w a dirty rag looking up at someone standing in front of him. A car on the lift is behind him

Build off previous posts:
Time: early 80s.
Place: middle of nowhere US

CJ, ready to close up shop, now has an irate british man (dressed in 85% leather) needing his car fix. The car part won’t be here for days, but the bar is just down the road and it’s closing time

#OFMF #calicohands #OFMDAU

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So I recently just started rewatching 'The Mentalist' and since EVERYTHING reminds me of *them* I am now trying to decide which one of Stede & Ed would be Jane and which one would be Lisbon. (I think I have my opinion, but I'm interested to hear others' takes.) #OFMDau

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wrestler!ed teach would also have rhinestones on his leg brace. #wrestlemania #ofmd #ofmdau

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A close up of a drawing by Ed Zeppelin for the 2025 RBB. You can see Stede’s pointed ears stucking out if his curls, he’s wearing a teal outfit with gold details, the back of his vest has a deep opening laced tight at the bottom, showing off his delicate pastel, multicolored fairy wings. He has a wooden training sword stored in a sword frog on his left hip

A close up of a drawing by Ed Zeppelin for the 2025 RBB. You can see Stede’s pointed ears stucking out if his curls, he’s wearing a teal outfit with gold details, the back of his vest has a deep opening laced tight at the bottom, showing off his delicate pastel, multicolored fairy wings. He has a wooden training sword stored in a sword frog on his left hip

Little RBB sneak peak, (sorry for the potato quality)
#ofmdart #ofmd #ofmdau #ofmdrbb

I thought fae prince Stede’s slutty back deep V would be appreciated

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a screenshot of a facebook reels video from gepettos guild. a box is being opened with piano keys inside. the caption reads “i had a customer ask if i could make a guitar out of his grandmothers piano keys.”

a screenshot of a facebook reels video from gepettos guild. a box is being opened with piano keys inside. the caption reads “i had a customer ask if i could make a guitar out of his grandmothers piano keys.”

a screenshot of a facebook reels video from gepettos guild. the piano keys are lined up neatly in a wooden box and a resin is being poured on top of them.

a screenshot of a facebook reels video from gepettos guild. the piano keys are lined up neatly in a wooden box and a resin is being poured on top of them.

a screenshot of a facebook reels video from gepettos guild. the piano keys encased in the hardened resin are being cut into the shape of a guitar.

a screenshot of a facebook reels video from gepettos guild. the piano keys encased in the hardened resin are being cut into the shape of a guitar.

a screenshot of a facebook reels video from gepettos guild. a close up shot of the finished guitar (made out of piano keys and resin).

a screenshot of a facebook reels video from gepettos guild. a close up shot of the finished guitar (made out of piano keys and resin).

famous rockstar edward blackbeard teach finds the videos of kooky guitar maker stede bonnet & asks him to make one of his mother’s piano keys. she’d died 5 years ago, but ed couldn’t figure out what to do with them; the piano was all but destroyed & he couldn’t bring himself to fix it up #ofmdau

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i brought you a small continuation of the “10 things i hate about you” au😇

#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ofmdart #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdau #gentlebeard

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A drawing of Ed and Stede as teddy bears. Stede is a gold teddy, his big triangular nose and foot pads are brown. He has a lace doily with a teal ribbon around his neck. His eyes are ovular. He’s leaning to the right and holding hands with Ed in teddy bear form.
Ed is a gray teddy, he’s slightly larger than Stede, his head and ears are more rounded. His ovular nose, belly, and paws are purple. He has round eyes and is looking to the left at Stede bear, who’s holding his hand. He has several drawings on him, they resemble his tattoos if they were drawn by small child. He also has a drawn on moustache,  zig-zag eyebrows and several curly-Qs on his chin. He also has several drawings on his head, including more stars, a cat, a fish, and the word “TEDDY” but the “T” and “DY” are faded. He also has a small red heart stitched onto his right side which I am now realizing is anatomically incorrect oops

A drawing of Ed and Stede as teddy bears. Stede is a gold teddy, his big triangular nose and foot pads are brown. He has a lace doily with a teal ribbon around his neck. His eyes are ovular. He’s leaning to the right and holding hands with Ed in teddy bear form. Ed is a gray teddy, he’s slightly larger than Stede, his head and ears are more rounded. His ovular nose, belly, and paws are purple. He has round eyes and is looking to the left at Stede bear, who’s holding his hand. He has several drawings on him, they resemble his tattoos if they were drawn by small child. He also has a drawn on moustache, zig-zag eyebrows and several curly-Qs on his chin. He also has several drawings on his head, including more stars, a cat, a fish, and the word “TEDDY” but the “T” and “DY” are faded. He also has a small red heart stitched onto his right side which I am now realizing is anatomically incorrect oops

IN. EVERY. UNIVERSE.
#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #gentlebeardfanart #janAUary #ofmdau #gentlebeardau #it’s6amandihaventslept #ithoughtthiswouldtakeme3hoursTOPS #teddybears

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I made myself emotional thinking about an AU where Ed and Stede are teddy bears brought to a second hand shop, but because their previous owner drew all over Ed’s arms, he’s deemed unfit to be resold. And now they need to find their way back to each other 😭 #gentlebeard #gentlebeardau #ofmd #ofmdau

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This text can also be read on AO3 via the link provided below.

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They’re laying side by side in the bed of the truck. The woods surround them. It is not silent. Silence doesn’t exist in a place like this, even to Stede. Autumn clings to the hard packed earth in patches of grass and late blooming goldenrod. The fallen petals had crunched under the tires, echoing inside Izzy’s head.

He’d unloaded a fuckton of blankets before Stede had sheepishly confessed to forgetting the tent. Izzy had feigned annoyance but when Stede had laid out the blankets in the bed of the truck, one by one, it felt like he was erecting a shrine in the back of Izzy’s beat to shit dodge pickup.

“Sorry,” Stede mumbles into the darkness.

His breath fans out in a cloud of off-white, traveling into nothingness. Izzy watches it, focusing on the way the air dissipates.The smallest droplets become indistinguishable from the sky. A line from Stede’s words into the stars. His back to the earth and his breath across the cosmos.

“Doesn’t matter,” Izzy finally answers.

His breath doesn’t fan. Doesn’t coalesce and crumble in on itself in the chill of the night. Stede turns on his side to face him, and Izzy feels the moist cloud of Stede’s breath settling against his skin.

“Won’t need it anyway. After.”

“Mmmm,” Stede hums in agreement.

This text can also be read on AO3 via the link provided below. Screenshot of text: They’re laying side by side in the bed of the truck. The woods surround them. It is not silent. Silence doesn’t exist in a place like this, even to Stede. Autumn clings to the hard packed earth in patches of grass and late blooming goldenrod. The fallen petals had crunched under the tires, echoing inside Izzy’s head. He’d unloaded a fuckton of blankets before Stede had sheepishly confessed to forgetting the tent. Izzy had feigned annoyance but when Stede had laid out the blankets in the bed of the truck, one by one, it felt like he was erecting a shrine in the back of Izzy’s beat to shit dodge pickup. “Sorry,” Stede mumbles into the darkness. His breath fans out in a cloud of off-white, traveling into nothingness. Izzy watches it, focusing on the way the air dissipates.The smallest droplets become indistinguishable from the sky. A line from Stede’s words into the stars. His back to the earth and his breath across the cosmos. “Doesn’t matter,” Izzy finally answers. His breath doesn’t fan. Doesn’t coalesce and crumble in on itself in the chill of the night. Stede turns on his side to face him, and Izzy feels the moist cloud of Stede’s breath settling against his skin. “Won’t need it anyway. After.” “Mmmm,” Stede hums in agreement.

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Izzy doesn’t think he’s ever heard fewer words come out of the man’s mouth.

It's fear, Izzy realizes. It should be obvious, but sometimes Izzy has to remind himself what it’s like to be mortal.

Izzy leans in and noses Stede’s cheek. Dips down to brush dry lips and the fur of his beard against the pulsing skin of Stede’s throat, and smells the flutter of his heart. Plasma and iron and salt. Hears the turning of his empty stomach. Tastes the oxygen in Stede’s lungs, held just a moment longer than usual.

It’s fascinating to him. Izzy would crawl inside of Stede if he could. Would run his tongue across every single pore to taste everything that made him human. Would brush fingertips along the fragile shell of his iris just to be the only one who ever touched it.

“There!” Stede gasps, and Izzy pulls away to watch the flicker of a meteor. Blue and white and gone just as quickly as it arrived.

“So fast,” Stede murmurs, and Izzy snorts.

“There will be more,” Izzy says.

Millions more. A lifetime multiplied. So many that Stede won’t even see them. They’ll become part of a pattern – burned into his memory of the sky. A vast expanse of blue and black and ivory and shimmering gold that layers and merges into one.

Screenshot of text: Izzy doesn’t think he’s ever heard fewer words come out of the man’s mouth. It's fear, Izzy realizes. It should be obvious, but sometimes Izzy has to remind himself what it’s like to be mortal. Izzy leans in and noses Stede’s cheek. Dips down to brush dry lips and the fur of his beard against the pulsing skin of Stede’s throat, and smells the flutter of his heart. Plasma and iron and salt. Hears the turning of his empty stomach. Tastes the oxygen in Stede’s lungs, held just a moment longer than usual. It’s fascinating to him. Izzy would crawl inside of Stede if he could. Would run his tongue across every single pore to taste everything that made him human. Would brush fingertips along the fragile shell of his iris just to be the only one who ever touched it. “There!” Stede gasps, and Izzy pulls away to watch the flicker of a meteor. Blue and white and gone just as quickly as it arrived. “So fast,” Stede murmurs, and Izzy snorts. “There will be more,” Izzy says. Millions more. A lifetime multiplied. So many that Stede won’t even see them. They’ll become part of a pattern – burned into his memory of the sky. A vast expanse of blue and black and ivory and shimmering gold that layers and merges into one.

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They lay in silence, watching the drips of starlight fall, one by one. Until the whole sky is full. And when Stede is satisfied he turns to Izzy and cups his cheek. And Izzy wants to puke at the amount of trust in his eyes.

“I’m ready,” he sighs, like he’s some blushing bride. Izzy shows his teeth at that, earning a laugh.

“I’m not going to stop,” he warns, tugging Stede against him so hard that it makes the car shake. And Stede nods quietly, his nerves taking over again. Izzy scruffs him, turning his head so he can speak into his ear.

“I’m going to kill you, you understand?”

The shiver that draws out of Stede shouldn’t be so fucking hot, but Izzy came to terms long ago with the kind of man Stede is. They wouldn’t be here otherwise.

“Strip then.”

Then Stede is under him, nude, his eyes darting between the sky and Izzy, and Izzy thinks Stede may be genuinely insane. He can see the flickers of starlight in his blown-wide pupils. The soft O of his lips. The thrum of his veins. Can pinpoint exactly where to bite without even needing to touch him.

But still he lingers. Kisses each warm bit of skin he can reach. Turns Stede’s hand over to nip at his wrist. Sharp fangs like needles brushing light across his lifelines.

Screenshot of text: They lay in silence, watching the drips of starlight fall, one by one. Until the whole sky is full. And when Stede is satisfied he turns to Izzy and cups his cheek. And Izzy wants to puke at the amount of trust in his eyes. “I’m ready,” he sighs, like he’s some blushing bride. Izzy shows his teeth at that, earning a laugh. “I’m not going to stop,” he warns, tugging Stede against him so hard that it makes the car shake. And Stede nods quietly, his nerves taking over again. Izzy scruffs him, turning his head so he can speak into his ear. “I’m going to kill you, you understand?” The shiver that draws out of Stede shouldn’t be so fucking hot, but Izzy came to terms long ago with the kind of man Stede is. They wouldn’t be here otherwise. “Strip then.” Then Stede is under him, nude, his eyes darting between the sky and Izzy, and Izzy thinks Stede may be genuinely insane. He can see the flickers of starlight in his blown-wide pupils. The soft O of his lips. The thrum of his veins. Can pinpoint exactly where to bite without even needing to touch him. But still he lingers. Kisses each warm bit of skin he can reach. Turns Stede’s hand over to nip at his wrist. Sharp fangs like needles brushing light across his lifelines.

🖤 but i can change your pigments 🖤

Stizzy || cw: sexual themes, blood, violence

[ #stizzy #stedebonnet #izzyhands #vampire #ofmdAU #ofmd #ofmdfic #creaturetongue ]

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Commissioned for a werewolf Sprizzy fic series.
They requested Queen of the Night flowers.

#Sprizzy #ofmdau #ofmdfanart #IzzyHands #LuciusSpriggs

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A Top Gun AU? Why Not? 😎
(TBH I don't really care about this AU, I just think young Con would have been "😍" as Maverick)

#ourflagmeansdeath #OFMD #ofmdAU #ofmdfanart #izzyhands #cononeill

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Stede in fluffy sea blue mohair sweater 💙 holding a guitarele because ofcourse he would have all the funny named ones

Stede in fluffy sea blue mohair sweater 💙 holding a guitarele because ofcourse he would have all the funny named ones

Folk musician Stede Bonnet redefining himself and wearing vibrant fluffy sweaters to rehearsals *he is picking the lint from the instruments later, alright ... for Going Solo
#ofmdau @dollnormal.bsky.social

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