A Christmas ornament shaped like two cassette tapes bound together by a tape heart. The cassettes read "To Fancyman 1987" and "To Fuckface 2008."
Bluesky fans of @faeeebaeee.bsky.social's Piña Coladas SMAU, may I invite you on a tour of our festive Fancyfuck tree?🎄📟🍹🛼 #OFMD #ofmdsmau
First off, at the top of the tree, this pair of mixtapes (1/?)
like a feral cat I approach after a year gone with a dead bird in my mouth
chapter 19 of "is it wrong to pickup girls on a pirate ship, continued" has now been posted.
🩷 Thank you for reading. 🩷
#📜 #ofmdfic #ofmdsmau #fiddlehands #garlicsoup #lupetefang #sprizzy #steddyhands (yes, all of these.)
It's 1717, and the crew of the Revenge are stuck on a boat with the man who tormented them and the captain who let him stay. Left with no other choice, the crew get back at them the best way they can: Sassy group chats.
CANON-era smau. Ensemble cast.
#📜 #ofmd #ofmdsmau
not me ranting wildly at myself as I reread my own work and am angered at my own audacity
(ned googling "what does it feel like to be in love" after his performance with izzy)
(fuck you, past me. fuck you.)
#nedlow #fiddlehands #ofmd #📜 #ofmdsmau
Stede has spent the better part of the day spiraling. He hasn’t been able to stop thinking about what happened last night—and this morning. Not for a single moment. The memory plays on a loop in his mind: Ed’s warm body pressed against his, the scent of him—cedar, spice, and something distinctly Ed—filling his lungs, the unthinking way his hips had shifted forward, seeking more. Wanting. And it hadn’t been some fluke of the moment. Not some strange, drug-induced impulse. No, he knows now—it had felt right. Natural, even. Effortless in a way nothing ever has before. Not even with Mary. He’s never said that out loud. Not even to himself. But now that the thought is here, he can’t push it away. The arousal he’d felt with Ed was more than physical—it was instinctual. Undeniable. And worse, it was… easy. He hadn’t had to talk himself into it, hadn’t needed to work to make it happen the way he so often did with Mary. With Ed, it just was.
#WIPWednesday from The Lavender House 🍍! Stede’s just having a moment…
#OFMDFic #OFMD #OFMDSMAU
Reading actual books, voraciously after COVID and grief and life shit. Tonight on the train home, I’m reading and figured out a major plot twist. And damn, the instinct to reply to the author and get their reaction, and the realization that was not possible. 😳🤨🫤😕🙁☹️😣😖😫😩🥺😢😭😭😭😭😭
#ofmdsmau #ofmdbrainrot
Image of a tweet from the Skull & Bones Paranormal Group Official twitter. Text/tweet reads "never thought I'd catch hard evidence of ghost activity on cam and not be able to use it because it's explicit 🙃'
1.
The Beginning
#DeadandBreakfast #OFMDSMAU
Image of a Twitter profile for Zheng Yi Sao (verified Blue Check) Profile picture of Zheng Yi Sao (played/pictured by Rubio Qian) giving a peace sign with warm brown wavey hair. Their banner is a closeup picture of a skull with a pirate ship in the background, all illuminated by a red light. username: @ParanormalPirateQueen
Image of a website bio. The neon gree text sits on a slightly transparent background of the night sky with a full moon. Text Reads: Zheng Yo Sao: Founder Roles: Research, Case Manager, and Lead Producer Zheng has had paranormal experiences as far back as she can remember, starting with an apparition known only as “Auntie”. Auntie appeared to Zheng for years, offering words of encouragement and the occasional criticism. Her visits stopped shortly after Zheng identified her in a centuries-old family portrait, prompting her parents to have the house cleansed. Auntie disappeared, but Zheng never forgot. Her mother insisted Auntie was a figment of a rambunctious childhood imagination, But she knew better. Auntie reappeared when Zheng was thirteen, this time in her dreams. She came with a grave warning: Do not board the boat tomorrow. Zheng woke terrified and feigned sickness, missing the boat ride with her family. It wasn’t until hours later, when her grim-faced grandmother hung up the phone, that Zheng knew something was very wrong. Her family’s boat had been struck by another at high speed, killing all parties involved. Zheng was devasted for years afterward. She carried guilt for not convincing her family to stay home, and anger at Auntie for failing to warn her about her family’s fate. It was Zheng’s determination to understand Auntie and the mysterious events leading to that day that inspired her to create the Skull & Bones Paranormal Group. She knew she was not alone in her search for the answers ALL mankind craves—Do we truly have just this one life? Or is there something waiting on the other side?
Zheng Yi Sao: Founder of Skull & Bones Paranormal Group
⚠️ Added warnings: minor character death (no crew/cast), grief
#OFMDSMAU #DeadandBreakfast
Seen all these amazing #skyfic s recently so of course I had to do one for skaterbois 💜🛹🩰💙 #ofmdskyfic #ofmdfanfic #smau #ofmdsmau 1/?
Bringing this back because THIS is how I keep track of all the amazing #OFMDskyfic #OFMDsmau that y'all have been posting (and thus I get a built-in Bookmarked Posts feed)
First chunk is now complete, and first chapter is now posted on AO3!
Tomorrow we’ll get Ed & Stede’s coffeehouse date
And Sunday will include an update with a fresh chapter at Stede’s house.
#OFMDfic #OFMDSMAU
archiveofourown.org/works/628248...
A collage of two photos. The top photo shows the crew of the revenge stranded on a desserted island from 1x10. The text over each of them reads “hate speech uplifted” “unrelenting ICE raids” “ongoing genocides” “human rights taken away daily” “world on fire” “criminalization of gender affirming care” The lower picture shows Stede through a telescope, standing on a dinghy and lifting a hand up. On top of him is a screenshot of the cover for “Late Blooms, OFMD Omegaverse SMAU by Kalansphantom”
@kalansphantomff.bsky.social’s SMAU making it a little bit easier #SOS #worldsonfire #howboutyours? #ofmd #ofmdsmau #ourflagmeansdeath #saveofmd #ofmdomegaverse
Get in on this SMAU goodness RIGHT NOW. I mean it. Smash through the wall and get into it RIGHT. NOW.
#OFMD #OFMDSmau #OurFlagMeansDeath
@mooshy.bsky.social
@sonotthekraken.bsky.social and I saw this and I had to share.
#pizzamyheart #ofmd #ofmdsmau #gentlebeard
Ed & Stede get their couples massage and a happy ending.
This was truly an excuse to fit Chris Pine & his twin brother Chris Pine into this fic. Stede & Ed enjoy every single moment of it.
Is it a foursome or two twosomes? You decide.
#ofmdsmau #ofmdfanfic #ofmdnsfw
Chapter 8's Recap. In short? There are a LOT of sexy times. Ed and Stede are back together and feeling the romance.
Read it in full on AO3 with ALT for all images
archiveofourown.org/works/526206...
#ofmd #ofmdfanfic #ofmdsmau
Podfic of “pizza my heart” my @mooshy.bsky.social is now nearly six hours! on.soundcloud.com/7a7PKdezt9ou... #OFMD #OFMDSMAU #OFMDpodfic
An image that says squatters chapter 6: the four-way doorway at the top. In the picture there are three steeds pointing at each other like the famous Spider-Man meme. Below it says in April fool's crossover featuring characters from The madness most discreet Ruby sky and there's always an escape.
Chapter 6: The Fourway Doorway
In which an April Confluence makes things EVEN WEIRDER!
ALT included for all images on AO3:
archiveofourown.org/works/526206...
#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #ofmdsmau #ofmd
Anyone else vibing an Applejack Calico Jack connection or just me?
#ofmd #calicojack #applejack #jacksofafeather #ofmdsmau @david-jenkins.bsky.social I bet I'm on to you mister
Chapter 5 where our fellas finally strip down and the world gets VERY WEIRD.
ALT included for all images on AO3:
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#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #ofmdsmau #ofmd
NO WAIT
Stede is nervous because he gets a ~bad vibe from Applejack but he can’t figure out why
We finally pan up to his face and it’s Rory Kinnear in a moustache and spectacles
#OFMD #OFMDSMAU #DJenksYouAreAnAngel
A drawing of cartoon mini Ed and Stede. Ed is behind Stede with his eyes closed holding him. They are both sitting down and Steve is holding a newborn black lamb.
started thinking about one of my favorite gentlebeard fics/SMAU Sheepwrecked by WeeBigJane on ao3 and thought i should share my Sheepwrecked commission by @neslee.bsky.social on here!!
fic: archiveofourown.org/works/409028...
#ofmd #ofmdfanart #ofmdsmau
SQUATTERS🛍️ Recap continues in Chapter 3: The Challenge
#OFMD
#OFMDSMAU
#OFMDfanfic
Chapter 10 of 🦘Hitched is crossposted! In which Stede and Ed have dinner, realize they might actually be friends, and Stede plans a surprise. #OFMDSMAU
Which one of you lovelies wrote a very sweet smau that I’ve lost track of due to space, time and Twitter collateral damage??? This sweet art needs a coffee shop meet cute! I need to play matchmaker here
#ofmdsmau #edandstedemeetcute #ofmdfanart
