The BEST type of product reviews: the kind where they don't review the product, and then leave two stars. Thanks! 🏆👍😒 #kthanks #nonreviewreview #amazon #thanksdude #ohinternet #peoplearentsmart #sigh #facepalm #amazonreviews #ugh #why

The BEST type of product reviews: the kind where they don't review the product, and then leave two stars. Thanks! 🏆👍😒

#kthanks #nonreviewreview #amazon #thanksdude #ohinternet #peoplearentsmart #sigh #facepalm #amazonreviews #ugh #why

This is just one of my favorite things ever. And it's so random. Enjoy! 🔥👍 Thanks to @stephaniedrury for the file!
#ohinternet #fantasyisland #wtf #seal #tatu #ricardomontalban #butwhy #dontcry #instagram #random #funny

I come back onto my twitter feed and find a string of compliments for my wife's throat-clearing impressions. Thank... you...? #ohinternet

Today's adventures in #passiveaggressive #proofreading: ascetic ≠ aesthetic. #ohinternet

Today's adventures in #passiveaggressive #proofreading: parody ≠ parity. #eggcorns #ohinternet

My twitter feed is being followed by what appears to be a German dairy company. #ohinternet