“Don’t take our medicine if you’re allergic to our medicine.” Well first off, how do I know if I’m allergic until I take it? And secondly, based on your commercial with smiling people hiking in the woods I’m not really sure what malady it’s supposed to help… #oldpeopleproblems
Whoops. I seem to have destroyed my back. #oldpeopleproblems
I remember when these people were born. #OldPeopleProblems
Weather message on phone screen: 59 degrees in Cary NC tomorrow. 25 degrees cooler.
My sinuses will be grouchy. Yes, I have a barometer in my head.
#ncwx #OldPeopleProblems
Nobody gave you permission to change shit around, dammit!
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#oldpeopleproblems
#waymentwednesday
#iamriccimonique
#justjokes
Photo of a seven chamber pill box with different colored compartments for each day. They are labelled MON, TUE, etc Sunday is red, next to Saturday whichis purple.
Its silly, but i really did just take the time to move all 7 of the little covers on my pill box so that the week begins on Monday like it should. #oldpeopleproblems
The struggle of having the windows open and trying to figure out if it’s actually getting hot in here now or if it’s just a menopausal hot flash. #OldPeopleProblems
Thanks for the introduction. I really like them.
I missed about 20 years of music around that time and I’m trying to get caught up.
#oldpeopleproblems 😉
Kinda wanna go see Boris next month, but don't really wanna be standing around at Metro. #OldPeopleProblems
Got some good sleep last night but woke up with my back hurting. #OldPeopleProblems
An older woman’s face. Her eyes are almost closed behind pink framed glasses. She is white, with short, bleached hair, roots showing.
#OldPeopleProblems #EDS
The problem with screens and progressive lens glasses is that to read, you need to look down. My lids droop so much they blur the text. This is the only weight related skin surgery I’d consider because of poor healing, and it would be to improve vision.
Ngl I keep forgetting Nexstar because in my head it's reading Nextel and I know that's wrong so I don't type it.
#oldpeopleproblems 😂
Yeah totally. I stopped wearing my visor because of glare and it fogging up in rainy conditions, but I started using it again after realizing I needed to put stick-on reader lenses in it to be able to read my head unit. #oldpeopleproblems
This is how tired I am. Slept in until 8am and here it is 11:30 and I’m ready for a nap. #oldpeopleproblems
It's like a ticking bomb trying to get signed in, and you're worried the entire time you'll take too long and get locked out! #oldpeopleproblems
I had fried scallops and clams today. First time in ages!!! They were wonderful. Of course, my stomach asked me what in the hell I was thinking.
#oldpeopleproblems
#friedseafood
I dreamt last night that Alexander Skarsgård pulled me into his arms and kissed me long and hard. He would have kissed me longer, but I woke up because I needed to pee. #oldpeopleproblems
#OldPeopleProblems 😂
(laughing w/ you, not at you!)
Cat is licking my elbow like crazy?
Don't let your pets lick off Voltaren, btw peeps.
I forgot I lathered in it this am.
#oldpeopleproblems
#medfacts
Getting a shot in my knee.. wooo! Sucks getting old #OldPeopleProblems
I swear as I'm getting older, I gotta pee like all the time now.
Its not as bad as growing a baby and having baby kick and smoosh your bladder levels of needing to go pee, but close.
Any moots out there experiencing similar?
#oldpeopleproblems
It took me twice as long to run errands because I had to pee at every stop.
#oldpeopleproblems
My left eye keeps watering and I'm not wearing a sleeve long enough to tuck a tissue into.
#OldPeopleProblems
Back in my day, we didn't have copilot to tell us to say "Per my last email"
*shuffles away grumbling*
#old #oldpeopleproblems #iamancient #help
A four-panel comic, showing a conversation between a couple inside their house. Panel 1: The man is peering through the window blinds. She asks him, "What are you scowling at?" Panel 2: He is shown, from the outside of the house, still peering through the blinds that he is holding apart with his extended fingers. "There are *teenagers* walking on our *lawn*!" Panel 3: She is shown, rolling her eyes. She says, "Pfft! You sound so *old* right now!" Panel 4: Looking downward with annoyance and/or distress, she says, "Aw, I spilled prune juice on my heating pad!"
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#GettingOld #oldpeopleproblems #stayoffmylawn #prunejuice #heatingpad #funny
"Good Morning, Viet Nam," DVD Closed Captions Menu Screen: - English for the hearing impaired - None - Main Menu
Doggumit! I feel seen... getting CCs on a DVD of, "Good Morning, Viet Nam," because I don't want to use my hearing aids with the A/C on.
#OldPeopleProblems
#TooOldToDieYoung
Same. #OldPeopleProblems
*old man voice* Just let me consume things that fill the void inside me in peace!
Take a hike, Gemini. Can it, Copilot. No, I do not want to ask whatever this site's chatbot is called a question. REPRESENTATIVE!
#meme #writinghumor #luddite #old #oldpeopleproblems #iamancient #authorsagainstai
Oh my god, I didn't realize it was Friday. #OldPeopleProblems
