Picking up a paper clip off the floor whilst vacuuming, of course. 😉

#gettingold #heyoldguy #owwmyback

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Tranche de vie, vers 7 heures 20 j'ai marché dynamiquement pour me rendre à la boulangerie, afin d'arriver à temps pour mon match, une marche qui m'a pris 35 minutes, allez retour, un peu moins de 3 kilomètres.

2 heures plus tard, mes jambes sont toujours complètement claquées.

#GettingOld

I'm at the age where ice cream causes both brain freeze and heart burn.

#GettingOld

The 30-Second Hand Grip Test That Predicts How Long You'll Live & Exercises You Can Do To Improve Your Results (Cardiologist Approved) | Flipboard yourlifestylelibrary.com - A couple of weeks ago, I was visiting my mom in England, who has now reached the grand old age of 88. She asked me to open a jar of honey for her …

flip.it/US-A9- The strength of our grip tells us quite a lot about our body and what’s happening to it. Not only that, grip strength has become one of the most powerful predictors of how long you’ll live. #flipboardusergroup #aging #fitness #strengthtraining #workouts #griptest #gettingold

I need to order some reading glasses so I can meaningfully interact with my #MagicTheGathething collection again. I’ve got some cards to file and I can’t read the bloody set numbers #gettingOld

52 years after the start. 59 years from my birthday

#GettingOld

Definitely a reading glasses evening! I’m struggling to read without them today. Don’t always need them, but some days they’re a must. #GettingOld

I'm not over, but will be 50 in a few months. Nevertheless, this is quite true! #genx #gettingold

I need reading glasses.
The perils of being over 50 and reading ‘smol’ print.
I mean I can actually read stuff when I squint.
Annoyingly finding reading some books difficult.
#Ageing #reading #gettingold

I remember students queuing up to get jabs. Must be a thing of the past.

#gettingold

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Every time I am putting ice on my rib muscle pull - in my mind - is the same kind of pain you would experience in branding your tit. #GettingOld

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On my way to becoming a boomer. I'll store my documents on my desktop, thanks, not in the cloud. You can keep your Alexa that's always listening (creepy), and you can keep your AI far away from me too. And, stay off of my lawn. #gettingold #boomer

my wife's body maintains the ability to convert pizza into fuel and sustenance. amazing. #gettingold #diet

I seem to spend Saturday recovering from the working week and Sunday recovering from getting pissed on Saturday night.

#GettingOld

Daily pill organizer with pill holders for each day

Arguably one of the best things I’ve purchased in 2026 #gettingold

#GettingOld lol.

INPUT MILDLY FLAVORED SELTZER OUTPUT FUN
#gettingold

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Had one of those mental cross-wiring moments the other day. I was trying to say that "my OCD has me ...". My train of thought derailed, and I started with "my AC/DC has me ..." then "no, my ADHD has me ..." and finally got back to where I meant to be in the first place. #GettingOld

Getting Older... From the perspective of a Xennial approaching their mid-40s...

As I’m edging toward my mid-40s this week, my thoughts about getting older…

#birthday #gettingold #happybirthday

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Mein Freund hat heute eine Heißluft-Fritteuse zum Geburtstag bekommen und wir testen die gerade sehr begeistert 🤩😍
#gettingOld #loveIt

Old rockers

Yep #gettingold

Thank you 🙏The instructions thus far have been meh...and I won't lie, I've had to use my phone cam to blow up the diagram to see alignment stuff because the pics are super tiny 🤣 #GettingOld 👵

🥰 She's truly provided so much to my 'soundtrack of life' that I get dizzy if I reflect too long on the scope of it all. Relativity is much less scary when I just focus on whatever song is in front of me 😆 #GettingOld

#memes #genx #seasoned #gettingold #retro #oldschool

Ah, *seufz

#gettingold
#gamestudies

When I got my first free one last year, I may have answered a bit too loud "No!" when asked if I pay for my prescriptions. #GettingOld #SwingsAndRoundabouts

Getting Older, getting fatter, getting grumpier, and getting grateful for it all!
#gettingold #Blackman #beard #artnerd #friday #blackandwhite #monochromatic #photo #selfie #selfportrait #animator #creator #fcf

Top 5 signs you’re getting old:

You groan when you stand up, you need subtitles on, you get excited about home improvements.

We counted them down on Breakfast and it hurt 😂

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#GettingOld #GenX #Relatable #UKRadio

You know the crinkley sound your knuckles can make? Or the little pops in the neck during a good headbang?

Well, my lower back can make that sound - if I sway my body enough, both my neck and back sound like Rice Krispies. 👀👀🤣🤣🤘🏽💀

#gettingold

Me and my girlfriend in the 8th grade with my best bud. #gettingold