"Junk Food Junkie" is a 1975 #noveltySong by #LarryGroce. It spent 15 weeks on the U.S. charts, reaching #9 on the #Billboard #Hot100. It was Groce's #onlySongToChart. "Junk Food Junkie" spent two weeks at #31 in Canada, and it was also a minor hit on the Adult Contemporary chart.