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Not PG. Not X-rated. Just comedy.
The kind you can explain to your partner, your mum, and — should the situation arise — your corrections officer:
"I'm just there for the Comedy!" 😇

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Quick minute from an incredible Saturday night with “Comedy in Iceland”
🇩🇪❤️🇮🇸
I brought the Northfolk:
• Romance
• Love
• Cultural appropriation
• And a PhD in sexual irresponsibility

They laughed. Hard.

Full 8-minute on YouTube.

🎥 youtu.be/0rPayrKpeSs

#StandUpComedy #LiveComedy
#OnlyFons

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Stuttgart - Warmes Heimspiel im Reboots in Stuttgart!

Alphabet Mafia 🌈 und Bären: kommt vorbei und schaut ob ich heftiger “b💣mbe” als gestern!

Es wird ein Fest!

19:30 Uhr, Reboots Stuttgart!

#Stuttgart #Comedy #StandUp #OnlyFons

Was für ein Abend gestern bei Comedy Bubbles ✨
Tolles Publikum, richtig gute Energie –
und ein neuer Joke für alle, die die Geschichte kennen.

Mehr sag ich nicht. 👀🎤

#StandUpComedy #ComedyBubbles #NewJoke #LiveComedy #OnlyFons #Stuttgart #BadenWuerttemberg

New shows loading like a German train schedule 🚆
(except these will be late and emotionally disruptive)

US gigs + 🇩🇪 Germany spoiler unlocked 👀
Come laugh, judge my accent, and watch me overshare live.

📍All dates & info:
www.alfonsmueller.com/gigs

#StandUp #Comic #OnlyFons #MidlifeCrisis

🎁 A Christmas present 🎁

For everyone who follows me, everyone who ended up here by chance,
& the family members I forgot.

🎄 The full 12-minute old stand-up set from Brewery Outré is now on YouTube.
👉 youtu.be/vnc7ICYRAUI

#ChristmasPresent #StandUpComedy #OldManDrag #QueerJoy #OnlyFons

When the orange pus yam tweets about tragedy, I do what Germans do best: explain things. 🇩🇪💅
Tonight: the real meaning of “TDS.”
Spoiler: it’s the hope that the Files gonna be released before the Dementia is deleting everything 🧠📱

#StandUpComedy #RobReiner #TDS #OnlyFons #despicable

Blast from the Past ➡️ Blast into Tonight’s Show 💥
Flo’s Pizzeria, Belmont by North Kent Comedy Productions! 🍕
Dropping stupid jokes beside actual talent —
and even PE teachers can’t bully this. 😎

🍕 Shared pizza knots + unsolicited German accent.

#OnlyFons #StandUpComedy #BlueskyComedy #Michigan

POV: You came for jokes, and I gave you UTI-in-cutie energy, famine-eating, poopbag Olympics & Amazon Fairy Day ✨💩
Also auditioning as the next Ozempic Before Photo. Wish me luck. 😂
#comedy #standup #onlyfons #gaytiktok #fyp #ozempic #utiincutie #bearsofbluesky

When Thanksgiving/Family-, Friends-, Self- & even Bear-Giving says goodbye and Mobster-Xmas kicks the door in.
Yes, I revealed the glitter tank. Yes, Old Man Drag is now seasonal. 🍂➡️🎄🔥

#OnlyFons #Comedy #StandUp #Funny #HolidaySeason

As the news cycle tries to bury the Epstein Files under another “surprise” geopolitical crisis (hello, Venezuela), I offer a different distraction:

A throwback to my ranking of future presidents by PWB: President With Benefits.

#StandUp #comedy #satire #germanhumor #michiganlife #onlyfons

The most self-censored clip I’ve ever posted — because apparently history, politics, and gay reactions don’t mix unless there’s a saxophone battle involved 🎷😏
The world’s gone wild!

#Comedy #StandUpComedy #Satire #DarkHumor #TDS #OnlyFons #CancelCulture #WTF

Saginaw, MI welcomed me with open arms and possibly haunted walls.
“Fat Steve Feeds the Kids” was pure chaos in the best way.
All the comics slayed — enough that I could roast everyone including myself.
Talking big bellies and Wicked Part 2: For Good.
#Comedy #OnlyFons #Standup #Wicked2 #BigBelly

Small crowd. Big laughs.
Turns out jokes can work — especially when you’re roasting yourself. 😏

Next Sat.: Saginaw, MI — Fat Steve Feeds the Kids!
Bring food instead of cash.
Let’s make comedy feed more. 🥫🎤

#ComedyForACause #MichiganComedy #Saginaw #StandUp #FatSteveFeedsTheKids #OnlyFons

New week, new set — straight from San Francisco.
The full SF Eagle set is live on YouTube.

youtu.be/85z4Ae5OB10

It’s equal parts cultural exchange, gay anthropology, and cheese science. 🧀

#Comedy #GermanComedian #StandUp #SFComedy #OnlyFons

This Halloween season… laughter meets lucha.
The mask is on, the jokes are sharp, and the Scary Migrant fights for your laughs.
🇩🇪💀 One mic. Four shows. Infinite chaos.

#GERMANMAN #HalloweenComedy #LuchadorLaughs #ScaryMigrant #OnlyFons #MidwestComedy #StandUp #Comedy

Did my first outdoor set at Bearrison Street Fair in San Francisco.
Bears, sunshine, and a protest called No Kings.
So I told them what we Germans did with ours. 🇩🇪
Call it comedy with historical context.

#StandUp #Bearrison #Comedy #OnlyFons #GayComedian #NoKings

Solved the loneliness epidemic with one naughty German saying. And some dating App Advices!

📺 NEW on YouTube: my full 7-minute set from Ann Arbor’s Say What! Open Mic:
👉 Watch here: youtu.be/NrxWDwrULRc

#StandupComedy #GermanComic #LonelinessEpidemic #MichiganComedy #OnlyFons

Show cancelled tonight — instead I’m sending you a distilled memory-lane meltdown: unfiltered, not PG, and yes — we invented the Human Kleenex. If you’re offended, congratulations — you still care. 🧻✨
#OnlyFons #StandUp #QueerComedy #RelationshipFails

San Francisco — get your paws ready. I’m bringing my bratwurst energy to the Bearrison Street Fair!
🎤🇩🇪 Oct 18th, I’ll be yelling jokes, sweating confidence, and hoping to meet my next tax-deductible entanglement.🧸💅

#Bearrison #OnlyFons #QueerComedy #Standup #LiveLaughLube

My husband and I don’t send thirst pics anymore. We send “medical mystery spots” 🥒➡️🔎. The last one? A skin tag. Sexy is temporary, dermatology is forever.

Also: pimples have soulmates too. Poppers 💍 Non-poppers. They commit better than half of y’all.

#Comedy #MarriageHumor #OnlyFons #StandUp

🟨 Old Man Drag = Referee PinUp.
Yes, I used to be an American Football ref in Germany. Nothing like 3 hours of arguing with 4 other Germans 🇩🇪🏈

Now I’m just throwing flags at America:
🚩 “Unsportsmanlike Conduct!

#StandUpComedy #ComedyReels #ComicLife #OnlyFons #AmericanFootball

Witness a 47 year old doing a Quick Drag Change!

The German saying goes: ‘Well meant is the opposite of well done.’ 🎁
My football ref drag was a gift to teenage me. 🏈
Third place? A gift to myself. 🏆
Semifinals next — let’s go! 🚀✨

#Comedy #StandUpComedy #OnlyFons #Drag #TikTokComedy

🚨 Comedy Showdown! 🚨

Today I’m stepping into the Kingpin of Comedy ring — competing against the funniest humans in the region. 🥊😂

And yes, “Old Man Drag” will make an appearance. 👴💄

📍 Spectrum Entertainment Complex
📅 Sunday, Sept 14 | 8:30PM

#KingpinOfComedy #StandUpComedy #OnlyFons #OldManDrag

Tonight, 9/12 – I’m bringing German chaos to the stage at Brewery Outré, 8PM. 🎤🍻 #StandUpComedy #LiveComedy #OnlyFons

Tonight in Chicago at @thecomedyplex !
Come, have a laugh on/with/through me!

#StandUp #Comedy #Chicago #OnlyFons

Guest spot at Comedy Plex Chicago this Thursday.
The two worst outcomes of Instagram ads:
– 1-ply toilet paper (aka corporate bullying)
– Clothes that fit like “baby gap but make it tragic”

Come watch me roast both.
#ChicagoComedy #StandUp #OnlyFons