Dad Checks on Toddlers in Living Room, Not Prepared for What He Sees When dad Daniel De La Cruz walked into the living room to check on his toddlers, he was expecting to

"Toddler Triplets Caught in Hilarious Couch Climbing Capers: Send Help! #ParentingChaos"

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Saturday 7 AM: kids are energized, parents are caffeinated, chaos is imminent.
#ChaosImminent #ParentingChaos #WeekendSurvival #ParentingHumor #SurvivingWeekends #ParentingWithoutPerfection

Sarci-Sense: Hormones, Homework, and the Hot Flash of Truth Ask any middle-aged parent of a teen today, and they’ll tell you: we’re not raising children; we’re surviving tech-powered beings who believe your existence is a personal attack on their vibe.

2/2 If you’ve ever cried in the loo, Googled “why does my teen hate me,” or just want your charger back—this one’s for you.

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#ParentingChaos #Perimenopause #SarciSense

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Another day Another delusion. Is it expressive writing or a cry for help
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3 kids later…
normal left the building. 🤷‍♀️
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#FunnyMomLife #ParentingChaos #MomOfThree #SurvivalMode

Stealth mission: failed. Energy drink secured, but at what cost? Cereal everywhere. Existential questions incoming. #DadLife #GaymerDad, #ParentingFail, #LoadoutFriday, #DadHumor, #TiredDad, #EnergyDrinkRequired, #ParentingChaos, #QueerDad, #DadMode, #MorningMission

We started Elf on the Shelf last night for the first time, and it’s already been confiscated and threatened to be sent back to Santa 27 times. Day 1: a learning experience. Try again today.

#momlife #parentingchaos #normalizenormal #holidaychaos

Update: She fell asleep, and now we’re taking a couch nap together 2 hours before bedtime. Not mad about the snuggles… for now anyway.

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Headed home after a busy, fun-filled day… just a few hours until bedtime. 20 minutes. We can make it. Just. Don’t. Let. The. Girl. Fall. Asleep.

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True or False:

Social media can destroy our kids before they’re even comfortable in their own skin.

I mean, I just figured out my skin… and I’m well past 16. So yeah, I’m on board with this one.

#momlife #parenting #normalizenormal #parentingchaos

During casual conversation with my kiddo…

Mama: “What do you want your wife to look like one day?”

Boy: “Like you.”

Mama: 🥹

Boy: “Cause, that would be weird if she looked like Dada.”

Mama: 🫠

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My boy disappeared for a few minutes, and when I found him, he’d taken himself potty and was washing his hands. Mom win, for sure. What IS this life?

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Why am I at the point in my life where we go to a family function, my kids play with their cousins, and I’m not chasing toddlers, changing diapers, or panicking about them falling over? Who even am I now?

#momlife #parentingchaos #normalizenormal #parenting

🎉 Cheers to 400+ connections 🎉

I’m so excited to keep building this amazing community of support with you all. Let’s keep the chaos, fun, and normalcy flowing!

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Still building a community of chaos-kickin’ parents, and I love what we’ve created so far. Drop a comment if you want to be added, and feel free to share—would mean the world ❤️

#momlife #parentingchaos #normalizenormal #buildingcommunity

How is it possible to take a nap, still need a nap, and still need to go to bed early? Asking for myself.

#momlife #parentingchaos #normalizenormal

Driving aimlessly to lunch, I ask the kids what they want.

Boy: Subway
Girl: Mac and cheese

Anyone know of a Subway that sells mac and cheese? Asking for my sanity. Full breakdown incoming. Hurry.

#momlife #parentingchaos #normalizenormal

Thank you! Keep me in the loop! I’m here to share the unhinged parenting chaos that is my life—and to know I’m not the only one living it 😂

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