woman wearing white t-shirt with multi-colored graphic that reads: SORRY. CAN'T. ANTIFA. BYE.

What's the only excuse that lets you skip any obligation, including that politically charged holiday dinner? This shirt. It works every time. Sorry. Can't. Antifa. Bye. #Antifascist #PerfectExcuse

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Looks exactly like the result of saving a beached baby dolphin on the way to work
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Cartoonist Drew Panckeri

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

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Late for work, I informed work group chat I was going to be a few minutes late. Coworker texted, "It must be the train, right?" I was actually having a bathroom ER on the way out the door, but I said, "Totally the train." LOL. #lateforwork #perfectexcuse #trains