📖 From the Book of Pettiness:
He turned the other cheek, just to show off the Rolex.
He blocked her, then messaged her from his burner: “Still winning, babe.”

New scriptures just dropped.
#ThePettinessBible

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Why hold onto grudges when you can toss ‘em around like festive little insults? This sassy embroidery is the perfect way to embrace your petty era with flair 🎉

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