Today is National Panda Day! Save 40% on all Phat Panda products today at The Reef 🐼 #seattle #pandaday #phatpanda

We have Phat Panda swinging by 2 of our #Seattle locations tomorrow for Vendor Day pop-ups! See you in Capitol Hill or Georgetown 👀 🐼 #phatpanda #vendorday #saturday

This is from Oscaround.com, a cool site that helps us track our Oscars Homework content calendar. Right now, it’s reminding me I should panic, bc I only have 9 days left before The Oscars, and I still have to watch and review at least four films (Marty Supreme, Sentimental Value, The Secret Agent and Train Dreams) before then AFTER I write this goddamned Frankenstein review. Ack! I didn’t manage my time super well this year.

Just found a set-aside, not-quite-empty #PhatPanda THC cart (Strawberry Cough, I believe, a #sativa), & we are in business, baby 😵‍💫💨

Working on the #Frankenstein review. I cannot believe it’s MARCH 6, WTF. #TheOscars are in 9 days 😬

I still have 4 #BestPicture noms to watch & review 🤞

#FilmSky

Well, my One Battle After Another review is finally out, and I feel I deserve a treat, so I’m going to smoke a bunch of reefer (lol, not actually; it’s a vape battery and #PhatPanda THC cart), and get a fancy, sweet coffee + sausage, egg & cheese McGriddle as a reward 🤩

#PNW #WriteSky #Bellevue

This is what their friendly, nearly-always-open storefront looks like! You should go by there, and you should say Kay sent you! Kay, with the cats.

I don't necessarily buy all the malarkey about indica vs sativa, but I tend to favor the strains on the sativa side of things, that said. This time, we went with strawberry cough (I say 'we,' bc I split the purchase with someone, not bc the cats are smoking; none of them is 21 yet, so it's not even a discussion)

Another profitable visit to #HigherLeaf in #Bellevue 🤓💨

They have a running deal on #PhatPanda carts, $21, & the numbers are all confounding, but I've found it to be roughly equivalent to, like, an 1/8th of some really high-grade weed in vapeable form.

We, therefore, buy a lot of them!

#PNW #weed

#HigherLeaf report:

I went with my typical #PhatPanda cartridge for my battery (🐼 always choice), but Kai got a #FireBros #disposable (for $50! tho we used my 30% off discount on it, so $35, much more reasonable), & it’s also great. Got them #terpenes 😤

Final analysis: #weed still awesome 🤔

#PNW

Flavored #weed #vape cartridges are always a mistake 😤

I should know better by now, but there was a deal at a #dispensary I'd never been to downtown, and I got pressured into it.

I'm a #PhatPanda loyalist, and I shouldn't try to experiment 😑

#legalweed #PNW #Seattle

I had 2 new #friends I made this year unrelatedly give me #Christmas gifts, & they both gave me #PhatPanda #legalweed cartridges from #HigherLeaf in #Bellevue, 2 different #sativa strains: Lemon Haze & Sour Diesel.

They know me so well, & it got me into the #Xmas Spirit! 🥹

#PNW #THC #weed #stroned

This is identical to the chair I was in at Verizon, when this thing was going off in my back pocket.

... saying, "I'm SO sorry; it REEKS of #weed in here," and I was leaning into it, like, "Idk, man, that's *really* unprofessional..." but it was me, of course, bc my worthless, terrible Kodo battery burned off an ENTIRE #PhatPanda cartridge in my pants/on their chair, & funked up the entire store...

The Yocan Kodo battery, and incidentally, all of mine have also been red. They're terrible, hateful, worthless little pieces of shit and you should never buy one. This is the furthest thing from an endorsement it's possible for there to be.

I was once a proud Verizon customer in good standing. Now I'm... something else. I'm still a Verizon customer, though.

Let me tell you a story about this hateful, despicable, worthless little #vape battery, the #Yocan #Kodo:

So, one time, I was at the #Verizon store, pleading some case or other, trying to seem normal and not-weird, and my #PhatPanda #weed cartridge was screwed into my Kodo, in my pocket.

Well...

WHEW!! This Phat Panda cartridge for this exotic vaporizer egg I borrowed from Luther lists itself at 96% total THC. Luther, being obsessed with numbers/data as he is (his first question of literally any person of discussion every time: what’s their net worth?) is going to be delighted. Anecdotally, Gorilla Glue is pretty 🔥

It might be called Original Glue 🤔 The store is definitely called Higher Leaf in Bellevue, and they’re great people and we totally endorse them. The cats & I get all the #KCookandCatsCo pot there 🤓🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛

I asked for hybrid #PhatPanda cart options (bc Luther loaned me his cool egg-vape battery, which puts hellfire to these fuckin things lol) at #HigherLeaf here in #Bellevue & was presented TWO 96% total #THC options: #OriginalGlue & #BerryGelato.

I went OG bc I’ve tried #GorillaGlue b4 🤔

#pnw #weed

Raspberry Skywalker — may the (97% total) THC be with you. From Phat Panda, purchased from our friends at Higher Leaf in Bellevue, WA.

🎶 Bring me your High-er Leaf 🎶 Our friends at Higher Leaf in Bellevue, WA are terrific people, even beyond being a business we patronize. I patronize. I’ve never brought the cats, though I have brought #ShowTheDog, several times, and they’re always super thrilled to see her, too 😆 Good people!

This is a brand-new battery! These Kodo batteries are DOGSHIT, but Higher Leaf immediately made it right.

Moment of absolute #panic as my carefully budgeted #PhatPanda cartridge was rendered useless by another bad #Kodo battery, BUT

#HigherLeaf immediately exchanged it for a new (shitty) Kodo battery, even in my same, signature color ( #Ginger 👩‍🦰), and y’all, I ❤️ these people SO much 🥹

#bellevue #weed

Hoping someone at #PhatPanda
#FrostFactory is paying attention here.

Please add a #HarvestDate to your Flower prducts, so consumers can decide if they want dry as dust and just as flammable, or not - before they buy it.

I am a 95% happy regular buyer of your products at #TheHerberyNW in WA.