Quantum Flirtation Uncertainty
Quantum Flirtation Uncertainty
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The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics is when you are coping by hugging about how weird quantum mechanics is.
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There is a common misconception about redshirts in #StarTrek. The crew members weren’t actually wearing red clothes; they were just running away very fast, causing a redshift.
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Barry Allen, standing in front of his class, puts his hand to his head. “What? No points for bad physics jokes? Okay, tough crowd.”
Comedy is hard — Absolute Flash #8 (2025) #theflash #physicsjoke
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WELL, CALL ME A JERK AND DERIVE ME BECAUSE TODAY MY BODY BE LIKE "SNAP, CRACKLE, POP" #physics #physicsjoke #chronicpain
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I keep wanting to define the Bingham number as the ratio of time spent courting in the country to time spent in the city being self-consciously fancy with posh friends.
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Remembered a physics joke in the airport but forgot to post it earlier:
Why did the photon only have carry on luggage?
Because it was traveling light.
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Slightly diminish a band:
Infraredhead
#physicsjoke #illgetmycoat
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I recently applied for several positions as a quantum engineer.
I got the job!
#quantum #humor
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By now, I think we can all agree, Schrödinger’s cat is definitely dead
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PROTHONOTARY, n. The guy whose stamp attests that all three quarks signed the document and are legally a proton. (Spelling note: the extra h is because medieval Latin was just fucking weird.)
#MalapropDictionary
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This is very funny to me.
The fourth derivative is referred to as snap, leading the fifth and sixth derivatives to be "sometimes somewhat facetiously"[4] called crackle and pop, inspired by the Rice Krispies mascots Snap, Crackle, and Pop.[5]
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Un pandoro Bauli.
Mamma: non fate gli ingordi, non apriamo tutto. Scegliete voi: o pandoro, o panettone.
Me, an intellectual: ah, Il principio di esclusione di Bauli
(chiedo scusa per questo imbarazzante #physicsjoke)
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Roses are red,
Roses are blue,
Depending on their relative velocity to you.
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“You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.” ~Albert Einstein
✨📜🖋️✨👀🐲🐯❣️
#October23rd #PenQuote #Einstein #TheLittleKnownComedian #ThePowerOfLove #PhysicsJoke
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A man called, named Brian Greene....I had to fight the urge to ask him about black holes #physicsjoke
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