at 10 followers, i put a car bomb in the driveway of a person of y’all’s choosing! /j #pleasedontsueme

Kind Reminder to the (future)Ex in your life that just doesn't get it...
#MGK #FAKELOVE #PleaseDontSueMe #MaybeBuyMeDinnerFirst

Sue me if you don’t like it, but I had a great time. #PleaseDontSueMe

Until now, I didn't know I needed a favorite law firm...

GRUNGO: Their slogan makes me want to walk into traffic so I can hire them to represent me.

(Also, may I suggest a mascot?)

#humor #law #pleasedontsueme

pixar's mister incredible

pixar's mister incredible

I used an official image as a source, but IMHO, the AI result looks better than the real thing (black background is mine)
#aiart #aigenerated #theincredibles #misterincredible #mrincredible #bobparr #fanart #pleasedontsueme
i.imgur.com/JWg7lGu.jpeg

Unclear if many of the music folks are on here yet, but I sometimes make very stupid club remixes of pop songs. Here's the latest collection: music.vitling.xyz/album/silly-...
#music #dj #club #remix #pop #pleasedontsueme #rave #silly #party

To End All Violence in America, Congress Makes 3-D Printing Illegal #thisisajoke! #satire #pleasedontsueme