A 50 year old man stands in the foreground wearing a blue Hawaiian shirt with a sad, concerned look on his face. There is a barbecue in the background and people can be seen sitting around a table in a grassy backyard. Text across the image reads: “KEEPING A SECRET IS NO DIFFERENT FROM TELLING A LIE” The man in the image is American actor Walton Goggins portraying his character Rick from White Lotus season 3.

Hidden truths are unspoken lies. Every secret has an expiration date.💀🖤
#pretenddaddy #whitelotus #secrets #HBO #daddy #weekend #realtalk #scorpio

A middle aged man wearing glasses and a white shirt leans forward with a serious expression on his face. There is a red car in the background with a damaged windshield. Text across the image reads: “WHEN WERE YOU PLANNING ON TELLING ME ABOUT THIS?” The man in the image is American Comedian and musician Tim Heidecker.

Hiding a problem doesn’t make it go away. Pretend Daddy doesn’t like secrets.🚫🙊

#pretenddaddy #daddy #cars #cartrouble #realtalk #roleplay #behonest #accident #letmehelp #baddie #woops #sorry #meme #greatjob

A middle aged man stands at the edge of an indoor basketball court with his hands in his pockets and a happy expression on his face. Text across the image reads: “YOU DID GREAT TODAY I’M TAKING YOU OUT FOR ICE CREAM” The man in the image is American actor and comedian Charlie Day.

Pretend Daddy wants to treat you 🍦💗
#dairyqueen #icecream #sweettooth #daddy #dessert #yummy #pretenddaddy #greatjob

A middle aged man with glasses sits in a youthful bedroom setting. His clothing is both professional and casual, he has a kind smile on his face. Text across the image reads: “YOU KNOW YOU CAN TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING RIGHT?” The man in the image is American actor Zack Braff.

Pretend Daddy is a very good listener❤️
#trust #love #therapy #pretenddaddy

An older gentleman with glasses sits on a sunny patio with his leg crossed over his knee. He is wearing a fun Hawaiian shirt and has a joyful grin on his face. Text at the bottom of the image reads: “START PACKING WE’RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND”. The man in the image is American actor and musician Jeff Goldblum.

Pretend Daddy makes your dreams come true✨🏰
#disneyland #happiestplaceonearth #happyplace #vacation #holiday #pretenddaddy

An older gentleman in a suit sits in an outdoor birthday party setting. He has a big smile on his face and is wearing a colourful birthday party hat on his head. Text across the image reads: HAPPY BIRTHDAY I LOVE YOU. The man in the image is American actor Bryan Cranston.

It might be early, it might be belated but it’s always a happy birthday with Pretend Daddy🎈🎂
#celebrate #pretenddaddy #partytime

A happy man stands in a park with his hands clasped behind his back smiling at the camera with text across the image reading: I’m looking forward to spending quality time with you. The man is American actor Idris Alba.

Only 2 more sleeps!
#pretenddaddy #quality #bonding #love #worldsbestdad