Do you recall December 2018, when we all convinced ourselves somehow that "Birdbox" was a good movie? That was weird. #RandomMemories

So one of my guy friends had never seen a bra in the wild before and didn't know how much they were for GOOD pedigrees. He them said "why the fuck are you paying $75? You only have one thing" and me and his gf at the time looked at him like he's dumb

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Hey? Remember when bags of cotton balls used to come in colours? Suddenly popped into my head out of nowhere but I can clearly remember them. Gen X things?

#cottonballs #randommemories #GenX

My grandma’s black cat once ate a shoestring. He was walking around with half of it hanging out of his ass and I thought it was a tapeworm coming out of its butt 😭 we took him to the vet and they pulled it out and it was a shoestring… #RandomMemories

In 1999, I wanted to be a “sorcerer” for Halloween. And I insisted I paint my face white. Kid me associated whiteness with evilness and I needed people to know I was a “bad” sorcerer. 😱 #RandomMemories

What was your 4th grade Halloween costume?

Kate Winslet and Kenneth Branagh great couple in Hamlet #randommemories

I’ve started to jot down #randommemories. Here are a few in no particular order. 🧵

1. The dark green carpet in my first bedroom.

2. A large, hardcover book on space and rockets.

3. Pretending to feed chickens in the frame of my first bed while my dad put it together.

Track Changes (Published 2015)

Just read this:
www.nytimes.com/2015/01/25/magazine/trac...
I did the same in my 20s. Got stoned in Morocco after being mistaken for a gay man...
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Walks with my father as a child. Summer heat and dust. Thirsty and wanting to be anywhere else; to rest, out of the sun. #randommemories

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