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My wife says I can talk to you.

a cartoon wolf in a tuxedo is sitting at a table talking on a cell phone ALT: a cartoon wolf in a tuxedo is sitting at a table talking on a cell phone

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- 😎 Alright Judy heard you're a single lady.
- 😠 Beat it. 🥋 *Wrist grip, hip throw, arm lock*

- 🤕☹️ Thanks Tam, single Judy you said, flirt with her you have a chance you said.
- 😊 Nah mate, she does judo I said, fight with her? No chance! I said.

a woman in a red dress is surrounded by red lights and smoke ALT: a woman in a red dress is surrounded by red lights and smoke

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Referencing witch burning while delivering the how lucky women are these days theme.

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Incoherent rambling because you think she's really bonnie.

a man in a suit and tie dancing in front of a hip-shop ALT: a man in a suit and tie dancing in front of a hip-shop

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Seductive dancing

dory from the movie finding dory is swimming in the ocean and says do ya do ya do ya ALT: dory from the movie finding dory is swimming in the ocean and says do ya do ya do ya

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a box of sun maid raisins has an x in the corner ALT: a box of sun maid raisins has an x in the corner

@calendargirlbot.bsky.social
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Want a Raisin?
No.
Well how about a date?

#RejectedFlirtingTechniques Would you like to hear about how the government has already descended into Fascism?

#RejectedFlirtingTechniques ...you remind me of my mother

#RejectedFlirtingTechniques My wife says my best asset is how well i read a room

#RejectedFlirtingTechniques I saw you staring at my Cod Piece...

#RejectedFlirtingTechniques I would have worn my skin suit but i thought htis was casual.

Meme with a classical painting look. A man and a woman, both with unhappy expressions. Caption reads: Me Flirting Wanna suffer together? I thought you’d never ask.

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a man talking to another man in a store with the words " hello miss " on the screen ALT: a man talking to another man in a store with the words " hello miss " on the screen

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#RejectedFlirtingTechniques Your mama should have named you Olive, because you're the good kind of fat.

Financial transactions

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When You Can'T Make A Decision GIF ALT: When You Can'T Make A Decision GIF

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Playing a game of 'Rock Paper Scissors' to impress...

Show them the booty and push away your chair that will really get them going. #RejectedFlirtingTechniques

Peacock displaying his feathers.

Envious man with peacock feathers on a coat.

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Showing off your feather jacket.

The magic of David Cop-a-feel

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Fail to play #HumpDayHashtags

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@dianeiam.bsky.social probably 😘

a man playing a saxophone in front of a red curtain ALT: a man playing a saxophone in front of a red curtain

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Saxual innuendos

a dog and a black cat are playing on a tiled floor . ALT: a dog and a black cat are playing on a tiled floor .

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Butt sniffing

Far Side cartoon with animal mating calls

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All of these except "iki-iki-iki-iki-iki" take me now.

Toy Story Jessie GIF Alt: Gif of Jessie from Toy Story watching awkwardly as Buzz Lightyear performs some kind of mating dance before disappearing offscreen.

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Any mating dance

Fame and roofies

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#RejectedFlirtingTechniques wearing a moose head

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fishing for compliments

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Hi, I’m Dick Strong.