(A teal pen lies across the bottom of a pair of open journal pages. Written on the first page, in teal ink:) STONER CHEMISTRY: "Stoners get the munchies because marijuana alters your body chemistry to bond THC to carbohydrates to create profundity." (In the center of the page "E=MC²" is underlined over a chemistry diagram of two molecules labeled "THC" bonding to two molecules labeled "CARB".) (Written on the second page, in the same ink:) "The more complex the carbohydrate, the more complex the thought. Which explains how Carl Sagan writes 'Cosmos' stoned whilst the best I can come up with is 'Fondue is just Reverse Grilled Cheese.'" "Reverse Grilled Cheese," by the way, was my ska band in high school.
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