"Valarie," I said calmly.
"Yes, Bren?" She replied, though the worry was there.
"If it's just us two and you're there, and I'm here. Who is driving this boat?"
"Don't ya worry fukas! I've got dis!" Riz yelled.
"I've got a #sinking feeling," Valarie admitted.
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Riz doesn't deal with a cold well
The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz
Issue 126
(First published 4th June 2025)
You've heard of Man Flu, now get ahold of Rat Flu!
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"I come in 'ere nd u nd Val ave ya serious faces on...oh gawd dis is an intervention init? Wat ya tryin ta take off me now!" Riz shouted.
"It's actually about your #singing ...its...It's been added to the list of Geneva Conventions," I said.
"Oh fuk u both!"
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Brennan discovers that Riz ate the eggs...shock horror.
The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz
Issue 170
Case closed
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Riz loses to the tide
The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz
Issue 125
(First published 28th May 2025)
All good things...
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"Dammit, dey're on ta me!" Riz said as he peered through the #blinds.
"Who?" I asked as I looked. "There's no one out there but Pigeons!"
"Dats who! Da pigeons 're pissed at me!"
"Why?"
"Err, cuz I sed dat dey can't be rats wit wings cuz rats are smart."
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Riz digs too far down
The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz
Issue 124
(First published 21st May 2025)
Dug a bit too deep there, didn't you Riz?
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"Finally figured out how ta sort out our money woes," Riz said.
"Cut back on thing we don't need?" I replied.
"No..."
"Behave and get tips from cilents?" Valarie piped in.
"No! I'm gunna make ma own #bank! Den I get all da money! ...y 're ya both laughin?"
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Riz finds an unattended bucket and spade at the beach
The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz
Issue 123
(First published 14th May 2025)
Another day at the beach
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New blog post is up!
Chapter 3 of Avalon Tales is here, and the dawning of a new mission...
There's also the concluding part of the Easter Caper in the Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz!
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Enjoy!
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"Dis is da mutha-fukin deal of da century! Wen da #ink is dry, I'm framin dis!" Riz shouted triumphantly.
"Why is he happy?" Valarie asked me.
"A client hired us for a job that pays thousands."
"That's good-"
"Riz hasn't realised that its in yen."
"Oh..."
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Riz dresses as three different characters from different movies
The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz
Issue 122
(First published 7th May 2025)
Can you name the movies?
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"Welcome ta ma presentation," Riz said.
"I didn’t have much of a choice, you taped me to a chair," I replied.
"Sshh! Ya know how centipedes ave 100 #arms? Well, dis Rune will give u a 100 arms! Imagine da possibilities!"
"I don’t want that though?"
"Tough!"
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Riz thinks he can hide
The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz
Issue 121
(First published 30th April 2025)
He should know better by now
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"The smoke alarm is going off, what did you do this time, Riz?" I said then I saw Riz fused with a giant #hand.
"Don't ya dare say nethin!" He hissed.
"What the hell! You look like Thing!"
"Oh fukin ha ha!"
"Do you need...a hand?"
"Jus u gawdamn wait..."
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Riz knows the importance of alone time
The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz
Issue 120
(First published 23rd April 2025)
Always on standby
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Riz has a good dream
The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz
Issue 119
(First published 16th April 2025)
Ah, it happens too often
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"Riz, we're being haunted by a grey lady, any idea why?" I asked.
"No, its a complete mystery as ta wat dat lass is doin 'ere, she's deffo not 'ere cuz I didn't hand 'er dat #ring she wants."
"RIZ! Why?"
"It waz a guld ring fer fuk sakes! She cudnt use it!"
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Riz didn't realise there was office CCTV
The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz
Issue 169
Guess Riz didn't know about that...
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Riz has a slight problem
The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz
Issue 118
(First published 9th April 2025)
Way too much...
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"Ya know wat? I need a kick ass golden sword," Riz said.
"The #pen is mightier than the sword," I replied.
"People say dat but wen waz da last time sumone beat a troll wit a pen?"
"Last week, I beat Trevor the troll in a crossword contest."
"...smartass..."
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Brennan and Riz share their ideas of heaven
The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz
Issue 117
(First published 2nd April 2025)
Hmm best not to ask
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"I see signs again, and you're playing 60s protest music...What are you fighting against this time?" I asked Riz, who was in the middle of tie dying.
"Da #man, obviously, keepin me down."
"They cancelled your fake credit card didn't they?"
"Bloody twats!"
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Riz has a bird brained idea
The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz
Issue 116
(First published 26th March 2025)
That's really not a good plan...
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New blog post is up!
Yes, it is another in-between post, but I do have some minor updates to share, and even better, the nexf installment of Brennan and Riz's comic easter caper!
Hope you enjoy 🙂
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"Here," I said pushing a book to Riz.
"Wats dis? 'how ta stop gettin gobbo tribes ta worship u.' Wat ya tryin ta say like?"
"That tricking goblins into #exalting you so they'll gift you gold is bad."
"We're livin in a material wurld nd I'm a material rat."
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Riz shares the start of a new story...
The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz
Issue 115
(First published 19th March 2025)
Maybe find inspiration somewhere else Riz
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"Ey Bren, check out dis code of #conduct I jus threw tagetha, we're gonna run dis ship all propa like!" Riz said triumphantly.
"If they don't notice it, swipe it. Get money up front with no refunds. No charity work. Rats evacuate first..."
"See? Gud stuff."
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Riz deals with a flat pack
The Comic Tales of Brennan and Riz
Issue 114
(First published 12th March 2025)
Riz’s greatest foe
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"Riz, please tell your #sprite friends to go home now, I really need to get some sleep," I pleaded.
"I wud if I cud, but we're lost in da beat," Riz said as he danced.
"You're dancing to Baby Shark."
"A banga is a banga, now scram, we're bout ta go heavy!"
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