Fixed it for you:
🚨 #RoglaNarod let me cook 🚨
- our 🐐 wins Vuelta for the 5th time in '26
- then signs a 1-year-extension RBH for '27
- they let him win TdS again
- then he wins at the Tour
- then he wins Vuelta for the 6th time
- and then he rides off into the sunset holding hands with Jai
🚨 #RoglaNarod let me cook 🚨
- our 🐐 wins Vuelta for the 5th time in '26
- then signs a 1-year-deal with Visma for '27
- they let him win TdS (because Pogi will steal it in '26)
- then he domestiques for Jonas at the Tour
- then he wins Vuelta for the 6th time
- and then he rides off into the sunset
Pogacar to ride Tour de Suisse 🤔 #roglanarod
#Roglanarod we might consider offering ceasefire to user @feleciahardys.bsky.social.
🚨OFFICIAL: #Roglanarod calls for temporary ceasefire with RemcoFC.
Due to the breakdown of the tripartite agreement between #jonasnation, #roglanarod and #remcofc and new information that friend of #remcofc and proud #jonasnation member, William has been prescribed a terrorist, it is the official position that #remcofc will apply a 400% tariff onto
Official announcement: I, as a proud member of #roglanarod, am taking over the leadership of our movement and I am ending all wars with immediate effect! I also issue a formal apology to all people that we hurt, especially to @feleciahardys.bsky.social who was wrongly accused in the initial post.
Apply it only on Tratnikstan, he's the one who started this whole war! We, proud #roglanarod, deserve a better representative than this!
What did I miss??? Why are we, #roglanarod, attacking other nations now??? I don’t want to attack anyone!
#jonasnation is couping #roglanarod and stealing roglic they have no security like the louvre
authoritarianism of #roglanarod on #fulldisplay
according to this evidence here you as a staunch member of #trantikismo nation you have no legal jurisdiction over the banning of my client from access to #roglanarod only rogla moms can exercise such powers
As a member of #REMCONATION and #MATHIEUNATION I agree and put 200% tariffs on #ROGLANAROD in solidarity with #JONASNATION
I REJECT THIS DEFENCE IM BORED IN OFF SEASON AND THINK #JONAS #NATION SHOULD ENFORCE 100% TARIFFS ON #ROGLANAROD FOR VIOLATING MY FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION!!!!!!!!
#Roglanarod tonight we declare @feleciahardys.bsky.social as an enemy of the Republic.
Did you just summon the #roglanarod??? 😏
Unfortunately, the Danish mafia aren't as easy to wind up as #roglanarod
#Roglanarod Is he at least smiling? 😬
#Roglanarod David Gaudu is a friend right?
#Roglanarod he is just cooked after a long season right?
#Roglanarod, are we ready for Roglic to continue his winning streak at Giro d'Emilia in odd-numbered years?
@tratnikstan.bsky.social and #roglanarod. Just a service info 😉 A Danish cycling commentator met Roglic on a training ride, rode with him a bit and had a chat with him - about his late arrival etc.
www.dr.dk/sporten/cykl...
Ahh okay, he just hasn’t officially announced it yet
But I think you’ll work very well together as both part of #Roglanarod
#Roglanarod what do we expect tomorrow? Rogla has the idgaf attitude still in interviews but how seriously does he apply it/care about San Seb? Historically Rogla has had good form after the Tour in Vueltas but I doubt that exactly correlates with only a week post-Tour, plus not many days of Tour b4
#Roglanarod, a little gem for you: Roglic calmly stopped alone on top of Montmartre, put his rain jacket on slowly with a broad smile and just soaked in the atmosphere. The crowd was roaring at him like he won the whole thing 🥹
#Roglanarod, how we feeling this morning?
Our boy rides into Paris today 😍 🇫🇷
Rogla on the attack with Storer
MY GLORIOUS KING PLEASE DO NOT GIVE UP YOU CAN STILL DO IT THE PODIUM IN PARIS IS STILL A POSSIBILITY WE #roglanarod BELIEVE IN YOU AND WE ARE CHEERING FOR YOU 🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮🇸🇮 YOU ARE OUR UNDISPUTED GOAT 🐐🐐🐐🐐
Bruno Armirail, #Roglanarod will be forever grateful
#Roglanarod, you enjoying yourselves? 😃
